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Memory Fish

Forever in fishing hearts

Memory Fish thanks to Dwayne Martin

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Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

Fishing Show: Reel-life TV. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin

Biography is one of the new terrors of death. - John Arbuthnot

If this is dying, I don't think much of it. - Lytton Strachey

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

Death is that after which nothing is of interest. - Rozinov

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Live as long as you can. Die when you can't help it. - James Brown

Death is life's way of telling you you're fired. - Unknown

If it weren't for the olive, I'd starve to death. - Unknown

Men must have legends, else they will die of strangeness. - Les A Murray

He who is anxious for the death of another has a long rope to pull. - French Proverb

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck

You cannot live without the lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

The general outlook is not that the person has died but that the person has lived. - William Buchanan

It's better to die for an idea that will live than live for an idea that will die. - Steve Biko

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

Death is nothing to us, since when we are, death has not come, and when death has come, we are not. - Epicurus

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

Fisherman: A sportsman, who sometimes catches a big fish by patience, sometimes by luck, but most often by the tale - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

When God decides who should live or die, he is immoral. When you decide who should live or die, it's your moral right. - Ravi Zacharias

God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham

If you carefully consider what you want to be said of you in the funeral experience, you will find your definition of success. - Stephen Covey

I saw that show, '50 Things To Do Before You Die.' I would have thought the obvious one was, 'Shout for help'. - Jim Carrey

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

Until I die, I'm going to keep doing. My people need me. They need somebody that's not taking from them and is giving them something. - Clara McBride Hale

We had hoped to have been bringing you Arthur the Human Chameleon, but this afternoon, he crawled across a tartan rug and died of exhaustion. - Ronnie Corbett


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