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Memory Fish

Forever in fishing hearts

Memory Fish thanks to Dwayne Martin

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Sushi Vendor: A sell-fish guy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

You were born an original, don't die a copy. - Unknown

He hungered for posterity, and he died from hunger. - Gregory Nunn

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

There is no cure for death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

When you cease to make a contribution, you begin to die. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If it weren't for the olive, I'd starve to death. - Unknown

If we do not know about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. - Bertrand Russell

Every man knows he will die but no one wants to believe it. - Yiddish Proverb

The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions. - Ellen Glasgow

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

He was so crooked that when he died they had to screw him into the ground. - Bob Hope

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

It's a blessing to die for a cause, because you can so easily die for nothing. - Andrew Young

The grave's a fine and private place,
But none, I think, do there embrace. - Andrew Marvell

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Christ has not only spoken to us by his life but has also spoken for us by his death. - Soren Kierkegaard

Patriots always talk of dying for their country and never of killing for their country. - Bertrand Russell

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

I got well by talking. Death could not get a word in edgewise, grew discouraged, and traveled on. - Louise Erdrich

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Half the people in Hollywood are dying to be discovered and the other half are afraid they will be. - Lionel Barrymore

I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The trouble with quotes about death is that 99.999 percent of them are made by people who are still alive. - Joshua Bruns

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. - Unknown

We do not attach any intrinsic value to the Cross; this would be sinful and idolatrous. Our veneration is referred to Him who died upon it. - James Gibbons

Until I die, I'm going to keep doing. My people need me. They need somebody that's not taking from them and is giving them something. - Clara McBride Hale


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