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Memory Fish thanks to Dwayne Martin

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He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

There is no death! What seems so is a transition. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The act of dying is also one of the acts of life. - Marcus Aurelius

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

When you cease to make a contribution, you begin to die. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

If you wish to die young, make your physician your heir. - Romania Proverb

Death is life's way of telling you you're fired. - Unknown

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

When I die, I want to come back as Bobby Layne's chauffeur. - Don Meredith

Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat. - Bill Musselman

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

The tragedy of Mormonism is, a single death makes a dozen widows. - American Saying

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

To achieve things, we must live as though we are never going to die. - Luc de Clapiers

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

He was so crooked that when he died they had to screw him into the ground. - Bob Hope

The greatest thing in life is to die young - but delay it as long as possible. - George Bernard Shaw

But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

You cannot live without the lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

It's a blessing to die for a cause, because you can so easily die for nothing. - Andrew Young

Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. - Mahatma Gandhi

I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire

I am afraid. Not of life, or death, or nothingness, but of wasting it as if I had never been. - Daniel Keyes

People were never "living with their disease." We cured them. Or they died from it. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

There are many things worth living for, a few things worth dying for, and nothing worth killing for. - Tom Robbins

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

The trouble with quotes about death is that 99.999 percent of them are made by people who are still alive. - Joshua Bruns

He died not for men, but for each man. If each man had been the only man made, He would have done no less. - C S Lewis

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.


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