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Memory Fish

Forever in fishing hearts

Memory Fish thanks to Dwayne Martin

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All who have died are equal. - Comanche Proverb

Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

Castanet: Primitive fishing method - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love has no age, no limit; and no death. - John Galsworthy

The death of a beloved is an amputation. - C S Lewis

He that lives upon hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

Never live like a king, and die like a pauper. - Joe Segal

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews. - Katharine Hepburn

Music, when soft voices die, vibrates in the memory. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

I know I can't cheat death, but I can cheat old age. - Darwin Deason

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

If it weren't for the olive, I'd starve to death. - Unknown

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

Most people die with their music still locked up inside them. - Benjamin Disraeli

He is terribly afraid of dying because he hasn’t yet lived. - Franz Kafka

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. - The Princess Bride

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle

I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty. - Nancy Reagan

Resentment is like taking poison and waiting for the other person to die. - Malachy McCourt

But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh

The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You need to bury the hatchet. No need to hold grudges. That only weighs you down. - Ken Shamrock

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

Patriots always talk of dying for their country and never of killing for their country. - Bertrand Russell

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

The great comfort of turning 49 is the realization that you are now too old to die young. - Paul Dickson

I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me. - Humphrey Bogart

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live. Now. - Joan Baez

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed. - Dustin Hoffman

Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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