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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done. - James Ling

Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Work with the raw material you have - namely you - and never let up. - Helen G Brown

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

Being confident with what you do drives you to achieve your goals, work at your best and overcome any challenges that come your way. - Matt Morris

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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