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It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Primitive Artist: An amateur whose work sells - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lying in bed dreaming never got the work done. - Amish Saying

Caution is not cowardice; even the ants march armed. - Uganda

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

No man will work for your interests unless they are his. - David Seabury

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. - Milton Berle

God's work, done in God's way, will never lack God's supply. - J Hudson Taylor

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

Work hard, stay positive, and get up early. It's the best part of the day. - George Allen

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

We will be talking to an out of work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet. - Ronnie Corbett

Your success is your responsibility. Take the initiative, do the work, and persist to the end. - Lori Myers

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. - Barbra Pletcher

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

There are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group - there is much less competition. - Indira Gandhi


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