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Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

Happiness is the real sense of fulfillment that comes from hard work. - Joseph Barbara

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

Computers are heaven-sent when they work and hell-spawn when they don't. - Dani Harper

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work. - George Bernard Shaw

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

There are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group - there is much less competition. - Indira Gandhi

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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