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Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I believe in forgiveness; I believe in trying to work with people. - John Lewis

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. - Calvin Coolidge

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Work hard, stay positive, and get up early. It's the best part of the day. - George Allen

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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