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I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds. - Gordon Hinckley

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Happiness is the real sense of fulfillment that comes from hard work. - Joseph Barbara

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

The only work that will ultimately bring any good to any of us is the work of contributing to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung


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