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One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

I have learned to use the word impossible with the greatest caution. - Wernher von Braun

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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