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Mexican Lion

Mexico's mane-gy security system

You're touring the Mexican countryside in your car. You see a service station and need gas, so why not stop and fill up. When all of a sudden this comes walking out of the garage...
Mexican Lion thanks to Diane Baugh

You suddenly think OMG! Then the beast turns to look at you...

Mexican Lion thanks to Diane Baugh

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Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Rise and rise again until lambs become lions. - Robin Hood

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

It is better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand days as lamb. - Roman Proverb

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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