Mexican Lion
Mexico's mane-gy security system
You're touring the Mexican countryside in your car. You see a service station and need gas, so why not stop and fill up. When all of a sudden this comes walking out of the garage...
You suddenly think OMG! Then the beast turns to look at you...
QuotaBillsEvery dog has his day. - Unknown
The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher
Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe
Daniel: The founder of the Lions Club - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown
The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown
My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton
Rise and rise again until lambs become lions. - Robin Hood
Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare
A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb
Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump
Mexico's making a fortune off the United States. - Donald Trump
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford
Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz
Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney
Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The lion is ashamed, it's true, when he hunts with the fox. - Gotthold E. Lessing
The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck
If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown
If you think you have influence, try ordering some else's dog around. - Amish Saying
If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers
You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner
The tiger, he come up with the tigeress. The lion, he come up with the lionette. The zebra, he come up with the zeberelle. - Archie Bunker
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman