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Mexican Lion

Mexico's mane-gy security system

You're touring the Mexican countryside in your car. You see a service station and need gas, so why not stop and fill up. When all of a sudden this comes walking out of the garage...
Mexican Lion thanks to Diane Baugh

You suddenly think OMG! Then the beast turns to look at you...

Mexican Lion thanks to Diane Baugh

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Daniel: The founder of the Lions Club - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Rise and rise again until lambs become lions. - Robin Hood

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Mexico's making a fortune off the United States. - Donald Trump

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The lion is ashamed, it's true, when he hunts with the fox. - Gotthold E. Lessing

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

If you think you have influence, try ordering some else's dog around. - Amish Saying

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

The tiger, he come up with the tigeress. The lion, he come up with the lionette. The zebra, he come up with the zeberelle. - Archie Bunker

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman


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