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Mexican Lion

Mexico's mane-gy security system

You're touring the Mexican countryside in your car. You see a service station and need gas, so why not stop and fill up. When all of a sudden this comes walking out of the garage...
Mexican Lion thanks to Diane Baugh

You suddenly think OMG! Then the beast turns to look at you...

Mexican Lion thanks to Diane Baugh

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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

Mexican marijuana, which he called the schoolboy's consolation. - James Purdy

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

It is better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand days as lamb. - Roman Proverb

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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