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It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

You are not your resume, you are your work. - Seth Godin

Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds. - Gordon Hinckley

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

I believe in forgiveness; I believe in trying to work with people. - John Lewis

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Work with the raw material you have - namely you - and never let up. - Helen G Brown

When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. - Calvin Coolidge

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed - there's so little competition. - Elbert Hubbard

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

I will only hire someone to work directly for me if I would work for that person. It's a pretty good test. - Mark Zuckerberg

I have always hated machinery, and the only machine I ever understood was a wheelbarrow, and that but imperfectly. - Eric T. Bell

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche


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