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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed - there's so little competition. - Elbert Hubbard

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

If I could I would always work in silence and obscurity, and let my efforts be known by their results. - Emily Bronte

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

The challenge of work-life balance is without question one of the most significant struggles faced by modern man. - Stephen Covey

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

Most of us follow our conscience as we follow a wheelbarrow. We push it in front of us in the direction we want to go. - Billy Graham

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

Nobody can think straight who does not work. Idleness warps the mind. Thinking without constructive action becomes a disease. - Henry Ford

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey

I work as if I were going to be the next person to need a respirator. I share in the benefits I bestow on others, and my work has enriched my life. - Forrest Bird


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