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One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

Without great solitude no serious work is possible. - Pablo Picasso

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. - Earl Nightingale

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

I'm no miracle worker. I'm just a guy who rolls up his sleeve and goes to work. - Don Shula

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

We will be talking to an out of work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet. - Ronnie Corbett

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

The challenge of work-life balance is without question one of the most significant struggles faced by modern man. - Stephen Covey

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

Being confident with what you do drives you to achieve your goals, work at your best and overcome any challenges that come your way. - Matt Morris

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

There are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group - there is much less competition. - Indira Gandhi

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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