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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Happiness is the real sense of fulfillment that comes from hard work. - Joseph Barbara

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Usually a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow. - Jeremy Clarkson

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed - there's so little competition. - Elbert Hubbard

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

There are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group - there is much less competition. - Indira Gandhi

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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