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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

I have always hated machinery, and the only machine I ever understood was a wheelbarrow, and that but imperfectly. - Eric T. Bell

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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