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What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

Work with the raw material you have - namely you - and never let up. - Helen G Brown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. - Hy Gardner

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. - Barbra Pletcher

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay


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