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Airbus 'grounded' on maiden flight

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This new Airbus 340-600, the largest passenger airplane ever built, sits just outside it's hangar in Toulouse, France, without a single hour of airtime on the clock...

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Enter the Arab flight crew of Abu Dhabi Aircraft Technologies (ADAT) to conduct pre-delivery tests on the ground, such as engine run-ups prior to delivery to Etihad Airways in Abu Dhabi. The ADAT crew taxied the A340-600 to the run-up area...

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Then they took all four engines to takeoff power with a virtually empty aircraft. Not having read the run-up manuals, they had no clue just how light an empty A340-600 really is...

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The take-off warning horn was blaring away in the cockpit because they had all 4 engines at full power. The aircraft computers thought they were trying to take off, but the flaps/slats had not been configured properly...

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Then one of the ADAT crew decided to pull the circuit breaker on the Ground Proximity Sensor to silence the alarm. This fools the aircraft into thinking it is in the air...

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The computers automatically released all the brakes, and set the aircraft rocketing forward - with the following result...

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The Abu Dhabi Aircraft Technology crew had no idea that this is a safety feature so that pilots can't land with the brakes on.

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Not one member of the seven-man Arab crew thought to throttle back the engines from their max power setting, so the £200 million aircraft crashed into a blast barrier, totalling it.

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The extent of injuries to the crew is unknown due to the news blackout in the local media.

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Finally, the photos are starting to leak out.

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£200 million aircraft meets wall. Wall wins.

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Breathing dreams like air. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. - Lord Kelvin

The press is like the air, a chartered libertine. - William Pitt The Elder

Roasted pigeons will not fly into one's mouth. - Dutch Proverb

Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo

Flight attendants don't die, they just fly higher. - Unknown

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of not flying. - Unknown

What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey

There are bold pilots, and old pilots, but no old bold pilots. - Tom Clancy

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright

The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it. - J.M. Barrie

A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb

It's OK to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation. - Rob Gilbert

Now that I've found the way to fly, which direction should I go into the night? - Ally Condie

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Time passes too fast. Like a hummingbird flying by, it's just a blur to my eyes. - Amanda Leigh

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson

Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan

You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown

I don't know about flying, but sometimes it feels like I have these little wings on my feet. - Michael Jordan

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

Stop the words now. Open the window in the center of your chest and let the spirits fly in and out. - Rumi

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. - Robert Orben

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

Living as we do in an age of noise and bluster, success is now measured accordingly. We must all be seen, and heard, and on the air. - Daphne du Maurier

Be not penny-wise. Riches have wings. Sometimes they fly away of themselves, and sometimes they must be set flying to bring in more. - Francis Bacon

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey


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