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Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

Upright Piano: The noblest musical instrument - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

Making music should not be left to the professionals. - Michelle Shocked

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

She who sups with the devil should have a long spoon. - English Proverb

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

Music - what a powerful instrument, what a mighty weapon! - Maria Augusta von Trapp

Music melts all the separate parts of our bodies together. - Anais Nin

After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

Life seems to go on without effort when I am filled with music. - George Eliot

If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat! - Demetri Martin

Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life. - Ludwig van Beethoven

A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. - Thomas Beecham

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

People are like music. Some speak the truth, and others are just noise. - Bill Murray

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

When you are about 35 years old, something terrible always happens to music. - Steve Race

Music is the only thing I've ever known that doesn't have any rules at all. - Josh Homme

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

Music brings a warm glow to my vision, thawing mind and muscle from their endless wintering. - Haruki Murakami

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

In a weird kind of way, music has afforded me an idealism and perfectionism that I could never attain as me. - Billy Corgan

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

Silent Disco: A disco in which all the participants wear wireless headphones to hear the music, thus eliminating noise pollution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver

Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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