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My Life in Segments thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

Life is a lot like skateboarding. - Lil Wayne

Good wine is a necessity of life. - Thomas Jefferson

Where there is life, there is hope. - Alyson Noel

Everything in life is just for a while. - Philip K Dick

Education is the apprenticeship of life. - Robert Willmott

Life didn't promise to be wonderful. - Teddy Pendergrass

Speed is life. Altitude is life insurance. - Unknown

From my own personal life, abstinence works. - Rick Perry

Poetry is a way of taking life by the throat. - Robert Frost

Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore

You have to deal with the fact that your life is your life. - Alex Hailey

The problems of puzzles are very near the problems of life. - Erno Rubik

What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything? - Vincent Van Gogh

There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved. - George Sand

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. - Al McGuire

Sometimes true courage in life is just being a decent human being. - Unknown

Life is like a game of Tetris. You never know what you're gonna get. - Kevin Larnholm

There's no rejection in life quite like a cancelled shrink appointment. - Bill Schenk

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

From what we get, we can make a living; what we give, however, makes a life. - Arthur Ashe

Life is a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally Amos

The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies. - Kate McGahan

Easter is the demonstration of God that life is essentially spiritual and timeless. - Charles M Crowe

The more side roads you stop to explore, the less likely that life will pass you by. - Robert Brault

It's a culmination of your life of surfing when you turn and paddle in at Mavericks. - Jeff Clark

Choosing forgiveness opens the door of your heart and makes way for a miracle in your life. - Victoria Osteen

Thou wilt find rest from vain fancies if thou doest every act in life as though it were thy last. - Aristotle

We don't understand life any better at forty than at twenty, but by then we realize it and admit it. - Jules Renard

You've gotta have hope. Without hope life is meaningless. Without hope life is meaning less and less. - Unknown

The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown

Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them. - Dalai Lama

Take a chance! All life is a chance. The man who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. - Dale Carnegie

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Many of life's failures are experienced by people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. - Thomas Edison

There's a long life ahead of you and it's going to be beautiful, as long as you keep loving and hugging each other. - Yoko Ono

Worship is a posture of life that takes as its primary purpose the understanding of what it really means to love and revere God. - Ravi Zacharias

The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity. - Mark Twain

I work as if I were going to be the next person to need a respirator. I share in the benefits I bestow on others, and my work has enriched my life. - Forrest Bird


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Click Click Imaging Specialists

Soldier Salute

Miss Afghanistan Finalists

Beware Of Log

Horse Wood Sculpture

Redneck Genealogy Lesson

Phun with Physics

Saskatchewan Harley

I Don't Want To Get My Pants Wet

Christopher Walken

Secret Passage

Redneck Wheelchair Stroller

Best Hands-On Coverage

When Air Was Free

Changing Priorities Ahead

Expired Marriage

No Flies On Me