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Newfoundland Rocks

Power poles built on almost solid rock

Newfoundland Rocks thanks to joe-kster

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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown

Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense. - Ambrose Bierce

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

The taller the building, the deeper the foundation needs to be. - Unknown

Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character. - Brian Tracy

Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

To reach a port, we must sail - Sail, not tie at anchor - Sail, not drift. - Franklin Roosevelt

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

The united voice of millions cannot lend the smallest foundation to falsehood. - Oliver Goldsmith

Optimism and self-pity are the positive and negative poles of modern cowardice. - Cyril Connolly

The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

Hope is the anchor of the soul, the stimulus to action, and the incentive to achievement. - Unknown

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

We all carry these things inside that no one else can see. They hold us down like anchors. - Diana Cox

Acknowledging the good that you already have in your life is the foundation for all abundance. - Eckhart Tolle

Grief can be a burden, but also an anchor. You get used to the weight, how it holds you in place. - Sarah Dessen

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him or her. - David Brinkley

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

Do you wish to rise? Begin by descending. You plan a tower that will pierce the clouds? Lay first the foundation of humility. - Saint Augustine

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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