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Newfoundland Rocks

Power poles built on almost solid rock

Newfoundland Rocks thanks to joe-kster

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Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown

Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense. - Ambrose Bierce

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

The taller the building, the deeper the foundation needs to be. - Unknown

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

To reach a port, we must sail - Sail, not tie at anchor - Sail, not drift. - Franklin Roosevelt

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

The united voice of millions cannot lend the smallest foundation to falsehood. - Oliver Goldsmith

Optimism and self-pity are the positive and negative poles of modern cowardice. - Cyril Connolly

The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

Hope is the anchor of the soul, the stimulus to action, and the incentive to achievement. - Unknown

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. - Sidney Greenberg

Grief can be a burden, but also an anchor. You get used to the weight, how it holds you in place. - Sarah Dessen

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him or her. - David Brinkley

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

Sometimes you can get so busy trying to be everyone else's anchor that you don't even realize you are actually drowning. - Unknown

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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