Noodle Art

Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

Stoic: De boid what brings de babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

Dapper Diaper: Well-dressed baby underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Titillate: A tardy meal for a breast-fed baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com