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Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Titillate: A tardy meal for a breast-fed baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Howling Success: The baby that gets picked up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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