QuotaBillsBaby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker
Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey
People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi
Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham
A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown
She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson
I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde
Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson
Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb
Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten
Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri
I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian
Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown
Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen
Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown
So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka
Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke
When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning
Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz
I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow
If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher
Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser
The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein
I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison
The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller
I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni
An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown
No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo
Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell