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Theater: House of thrill repute - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Instinct is the nose of the mind. - Madame de Girardin

Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Unknown

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

I look like a gorilla, just the way I'm built. - Dave Bautista

Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. - Cher

Arpeggio: The story book kid with the big nose that grows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You have to sniff out joy. Keep your nose to the joy trail. - Buffy Sainte-Marie

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

When it comes to global warming, coal is the gorilla in the room. - Jeff Goodell

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

When people ask if I do my own stunts, I always answer, "Not on purpose." - Billy Bob Thornton

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

After you cut off a person's nose there is no point in giving him a rose to smell. - Ravi Zacharias

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall

I feel more comfortable with gorillas than people. I can anticipate what a gorilla's going to do, and they're purely motivated. - Dian Fossey

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller


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