QuotaBillsName the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain
Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas
Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown
Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb
Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck
Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus
Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck
I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner
The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid
Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace
I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair
It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible
Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen
Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright
In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries
The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker
One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow
The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb
I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson
Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright
It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown
Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz
Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright
Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com