QuotaBillsHunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown
Never shoot more than you can eat. - Unknown
Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown
Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown
Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller
Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting. - Christopher Morley
Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard
Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde
Head Hunter: The person to see if you have lost your head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Pound for pound, the moose is the leanest ruminant on earth. - Daniel M Ortberg
Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert
The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite
When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi
Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey
Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey
Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris
To hunt successfully, you must know your ground, your pack, and your quarry. - K J Parker
Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. - Ashleigh Brilliant
I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan
A hunt based only on trophies taken falls far short of what the ultimate goal should be. - Fred Bear
Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown
There are sadistic scientists who hurry to hunt down errors instead of establishing the truth. - Marie Curie
Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over. - Doc Blakeley
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx
In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
A critic is someone who never actually goes to the battle, yet who afterwards comes out shooting the wounded. - Tyne Daly
Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it. - Tao Lin
I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong
I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse
When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow
You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield
It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright
Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson
Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson
When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan
There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway