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Funny is an attitude. - Flip Wilson

Where there is life, there is hope. - Alyson Noel

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

When passion rules, she never rules wisely. - Ben Franklin

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

The only disability in life is a bad attitude. - Scott Hamilton

Ambition is destruction, only competence matters. - Jill Robinson

Correction does much, but encouragement does more. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference. - Winston Churchill

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude. - Amy Tan

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. - Paul Valery

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. - St. Clement of Alexandra

Only send out into the world that which you hope to receive in return. - Peter Legge

It is your attitude and not your aptitude that determines your altitude. - Zig Ziglar

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

The common traits among all successful people are desire, determination and confidence. - Joe Segal

It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on
And our little lives are rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income. - Samuel Butler

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

It is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult task which, more than anything else, will affect its successful outcome. - William James

It is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult undertaking which, more than anything else, will determine its successful outcome. - William James

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Our ambition should be to rule ourselves, the true kingdom for each one of us; and true progress is to know more, and be more, and to do more. - Oscar Wilde

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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