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Forgiving European football fans

Open Goal Forgiveness thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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To forgive is not to forget. - Mohandas Gandhi

Forgiveness is God's command. - Martin Luther

I never forgive, but I always forget. - Arthur Balfour

Forgiveness is the final form of love. - Reinhold Niebuhr

Forgive, son: men are men; they needs must err. - Euripides

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge. - Scott Adams

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. - Oscar Wilde

Forgiveness is the giving, and so the receiving, of life. - George MacDonald

God may forgive your sins, but your nervous system won't. - Alfred Korzybski

When a deep injury is done us, we never recover until we forgive. - Alan Paton

I believe in forgiveness; I believe in trying to work with people. - John Lewis

It's far easier to forgive an enemy after you've got even with him. - Olin Miller

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

Forgiveness in any aspect of something that is complex is the greatest tool. - Kate Hudson

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

We often forgive those who bore us, but we cannot forgive those whom we bore. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

My parents are very good examples of Christians. They are big on forgiveness. - James Acaster

Gamekeeper: A soccer goalie who doesn't get upset, despite losing heavily - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Football Game: A sport where a spectator takes four quarters to finish a fifth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

When you forgive, you in no way change the past - but you sure do change the future. - Bernard Meltzer

So like any football or basketball coach, you always believe you're going to win. - Colin Powell

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

I shall be an autocrat, that's my trade; and the good Lord will forgive me, that's his. - Catherine the Great

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

Eternity: 1. The last two minutes of a football game; 2. The time between you coming and her going. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Thankfully, forgiveness, and the healing it brings in its wake, has nothing to do with 'deserve.' - Eric Metaxas

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

The characteristics of an authentically empowered personality are humbleness, clarity, forgiveness and love. - Gary Zukav

We think that forgiveness is weakness, but it's absolutely not; it takes a very strong person to forgive. - T D Jakes

Every year during their High Holy Days, the Jewish community reminds us all of our need for repentance and forgiveness. - Billy Graham

Forgiveness isn't just a blessing you deliver to another human being. Forgiveness is also a gift you give yourself. - Robin S Sharma

Forgiveness is a way of opening up the doors again and moving forward, whether it's a personal life or a national life. - Hillary Clinton

If God forgives us we must forgive ourselves. Otherwise, it is almost like setting up ourselves as a higher tribunal than Him. - C S Lewis

I do not bring forgiveness with me, nor forgetfulness. The only ones who can forgive are dead; the living have no right to forget. - Chaim Herzog

Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

The most important thing that I learned in growing up is that forgiveness is something that, when you do it, you free yourself to move on. - Tyler Perry

Forgiveness is for YOU, not the other person. Holding a grudge weighs down your spirit and can make you become a person you don't want to be. - Joanna C Smith


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