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Forgiveness is God's command. - Martin Luther

A man must learn to forgive himself. - Arthur Davis Ficke

Life is an adventure in forgiveness. - Norman Cousins

To err is human; to forgive, infrequent. - Franklin P Adams

Forgiveness is the key to action and freedom. - Hannah Arendt

Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do. - Luke 23:24

Forgiveness is like faith. You have to keep reviving it. - Mason Cooley

I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky

When a deep injury is done us, we never recover until we forgive. - Alan Paton

Grant people a lifetime of forgiveness before you even meet them. - Thomas Leonard

I believe in forgiveness; I believe in trying to work with people. - John Lewis

Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future. - Paul Boese

Weak people revenge. Strong people forgive. Intelligent people ignore. - Albert Einstein

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. - Mahatma Gandhi

Forgiveness in any aspect of something that is complex is the greatest tool. - Kate Hudson

Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heal that has crushed it. - Mark Twain

Ticket Scalper: A man who enables you to see one football game for the price of five - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Man has two great spiritual needs. One is for forgiveness. The other is for goodness. - Billy Graham

There is forgiveness for those who seek God. And I believe in the power of redemption. - Rick Perry

In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are. - Arnold H Glasgow

Forgive me my nonsense as I also forgive the nonsense of those who think they talk sense. - Robert Frost

I can't turn the clock back but I can seek the forgiveness of those I've wronged. - Richard Coles

College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

Anger ventilated often hurries towards forgiveness; anger concealed often hardens into revenge. - E G Bulwer-Lytton

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

It is always the case that when the Christian looks back, he is looking at the forgiveness of sins. - Karl Barth

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

You must ask for God's help. After each failure, ask forgiveness, pick yourself up, and try again. - C S Lewis

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

Forgiveness is a gift to yourself - have the compassion to forgive others, and the courage to forgive yourself. - Mary Anne Radmacher

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I do not bring forgiveness with me, nor forgetfulness. The only ones who can forgive are dead; the living have no right to forget. - Chaim Herzog

God's forgiveness allows us to be honest with ourselves. We recognize our imperfections, admit our failures, and plead to God for clemency. - Jonathan Sacks

The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry

I place an enormous premium on loyalty. If someone betrays me, I can forgive them raionally, but emotionally I have found it impossible to do so. - Richard E Grant


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