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We need Grace and forgiveness. - Pope Benedict XVI

Forgive those who have hurt you. - Les Brown

There is no forgiveness in nature. - Ugo Betti

To err is human; to forgive, infrequent. - Franklin P Adams

I find forgiveness to be really healthy. - Ben Affleck

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge. - Scott Adams

The glory of Christianity is to conquer by forgiveness. - William Blake

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

It's easier to ask forgiveness than it is to get permission. - Grace Hopper

I believe in the forgiveness of sin and the redemption of ignorance. - Adlai Stevenson

Before we can forgive one another, we have to understand one another. - Emma Goldman

Forgiveness says you are given another chance to make a new beginning. - Desmond Tutu

Forgive your enemies - if you can't get back at them any other way. - Franklin P. Jones

Forgiveness provides hope, joy, and a bright future that nothing else can. - Paul J Meyer

It's far easier to forgive an enemy after you've got even with him. - Olin Miller

Forgiveness in any aspect of something that is complex is the greatest tool. - Kate Hudson

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

Forgiveness is the fragrance the flower leaves on the heel of the one who crushed it. - David Jeremiah

Forgive me my nonsense as I also forgive the nonsense of those who think they talk sense. - Robert Frost

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

I clearly have done things that were wrong. I've clearly had to seek God's forgiveness. - Newt Gingrich

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

It is always the case that when the Christian looks back, he is looking at the forgiveness of sins. - Karl Barth

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

This time I wouldn't forget him, because I couldn't ever forgive him - for breaking my heart twice. - James Patterson

Judge nothing, you will be happy. Forgive everything, you will be happier. Love everything, you will be happiest. - Sri Chinmoy

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

If God forgives us we must forgive ourselves. Otherwise, it is almost like setting up ourselves as a higher tribunal than Him. - C S Lewis

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

Forgiveness isn't just the absence of anger. It's also the presence of self-love, when you actually begin to value yourself. - Tara Westover

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold


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