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Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

A good cry lightens the heart. - Yiddish Proverb

Absence makes the heart grow fonder. - Sextus Propertius

Gratitude is the memory of the heart. - Unknown

He did it with all his heart and prospered. - 2 Chronicles 31:21

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

If it were not for hopes, the heart would break. - Thomas Fuller

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart. - Buddha

I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. - Steven Wright

Where your treasure is, there will your heart be also. - Matthew 6:21

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. - Rupert Brooke

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same. - Fannie Flagg

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela

Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting. - William Arthur Ward

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - Edward Norton

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

If my mind can conceive it, and my heart can believe it, then I can achieve it. - Muhammad Ali

I took a deep breath and listened to the old bray of my heart. I am. I am. I am. - Sylvia Plath

If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded. - Maya Angelou

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart, don't know how to laugh either. - Golda Meir

For my part, I prefer my heart to be broken. It is so lovely, dawn-kaleidoscopic within the crack. - D.H. Lawrence

Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe. - Homer

To me, it's that incredible sense of belonging and peace within your own self and heart that really is joy. - Goldie Hawn

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart. - Helen Keller

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind - the answer is twelve. I think I'm in the wrong building. - Charles Schulz

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away. - Madonna

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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