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The heart ages last. - Sylvester Stallone

Within every heart there is a knife. - Indian Saying

Gratitude is the memory of the heart. - Unknown

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

A thankful heart is the parent of all virtues. - Cicero

Mental clarity ain't for the faint of heart. - Katerina Stoykova Klemer

If it were not for hopes, the heart would break. - Thomas Fuller

The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet. - Gustave Flaubert

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

Years fly by, but the heart stays in the same place. - Harlan Coben

Though you break your heart, men will go on as before. - Marcus Aurelius

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

Coquette: A woman without a heart, who makes a fool of a man who has no head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If my mind can conceive it, and my heart can believe it, then I can achieve it. - Muhammad Ali

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine. - Meryl Streep

No matter how bad your heart is broken, the world doesn't stop for your grief. - Faraaz Kazi

You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon. - Jase Robertson

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

Don't give in to your fears. If you do, you won't be able to talk to your heart. - Paulo Coelho

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart, don't know how to laugh either. - Golda Meir

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe. - Homer

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best. - Margaret Thatcher

Maybe tackiness is at the heart of corporate corruption... But, as I prove everyday, it doesn't have to be that way at all. - Donald Trump

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there's a dream, there is hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living. - Unknown

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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