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It is wisdom to believe the heart. - George Santayana

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

As you think in your heart, so you shall be. - Proverbs 23:7

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

Our Irish blunders are never blunders of the heart. - Maria Edgeworth

Years fly by, but the heart stays in the same place. - Harlan Coben

Where your treasure is, there will your heart be also. - Matthew 6:21

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

Cute enough to stop your heart. Skilled enough to restart it. - Unknown

What a lover's heart knows let no man's brain dispute. - Aberjhani

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness. - Unknown

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Screaming is bad for the voice, but it's good for the heart. - Conor Oberst

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one. - Bob Hope

Above all else, guard your heart, for it affects everything else you do. - Unknown

What's the use of being Irish if the world doesn't break your heart? - Unknown

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

If my mind can conceive it, and my heart can believe it, then I can achieve it. - Muhammad Ali

I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart. - Alice Walker

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. - Christopher P. Rubero

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. - Unknown

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe. - Homer

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

Man has made many machines, complex and cunning, but which of them indeed rivals the workings of his heart? - Pablo Casals

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

If wrinkles must be written upon our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old. - James A. Garfield

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher


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