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A good cry lightens the heart. - Yiddish Proverb

A heart that loves is always young. - Greek Proverb

While the heart beats, hope lingers. - Alison Croggon

Only the pure in heart can make a good soup. - Ludwig van Beethoven

The heart has reasons that reason cannot know. - Blaise Pascal

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

The heart of a father is the masterpiece of nature. - Antoine Francois Prevost

He has a right to criticize who has a heart to help. - Abraham Lincoln

What I believe in my heart must make sense in my mind. - Ravi Zacharias

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

Be of good courage and the Lord will strengthen your heart. - The Bible

What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey

A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same. - Fannie Flagg

Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold. - Zelda Fitzgerald

Screaming is bad for the voice, but it's good for the heart. - Conor Oberst

Faith is a knowledge within the heart, beyond the reach of proof. - Kahlil Gibran

Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of your heart. - Mort Walker

A great song should lift your heart, warm the soul and make you feel good. - Colbie Caillat

A daughter is someone you laugh with, dream with, and love with all your heart. - Unknown

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

To be successful, you have to have your heart in your business and your business in your heart. - Thomas J Watson

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

This time I wouldn't forget him, because I couldn't ever forgive him - for breaking my heart twice. - James Patterson

The more anger towards the past you carry in your heart, the less capable you are of loving in the present. - Barbara de Angelis

To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best. - Margaret Thatcher

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

Tell me the facts and I'll learn. Tell me the truth and I'll believe. But tell me a story and it will live in heart forever. - Native American Proverb

You can close your eyes to things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to things you don't want to feel. - Renee Slanksy

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

A gift is pure when it is given from the heart to the right person at the right time and at the right place, and when we expect nothing in return. - Vyasa


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