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Stamped inedibly on my heart. - Archie Bunker

A good cry lightens the heart. - Yiddish Proverb

Only do what your heart tells you. - Princess Diana

I'm just a true Irish boy at heart. - Colin Farrell

As you think in your heart, so you shall be. - Proverbs 23:7

Mental clarity ain't for the faint of heart. - Katerina Stoykova Klemer

True giving happens when we give from our heart. - Muhammad Ali

Only the heart knows how to find what is precious. - Feodor Dostoyevsky

Years fly by, but the heart stays in the same place. - Harlan Coben

Where your treasure is, there will your heart be also. - Matthew 6:21

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

The fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest. - Roseanne Barr

Be of good courage and the Lord will strengthen your heart. - The Bible

What a lover's heart knows let no man's brain dispute. - Aberjhani

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold. - Zelda Fitzgerald

Within, I do not find wrinkles and used heart, but unspent youth. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash. - Milton Berle

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile, and a grateful heart. - Zig Ziglar

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

For my part, I prefer my heart to be broken. It is so lovely, dawn-kaleidoscopic within the crack. - D.H. Lawrence

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, for the most essential things are invisible to the eye. - Unknown

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

Do what you feel in your heart to be right - for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't. - Eleanor Roosevelt


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Hand Speech

Software Cake

Bland Entrance

Preikestolen Pulpit Rock

Redneck Firemen

Side Rail

Icy Grip Of Winter

2020 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars (3)

Brace For The Resolutioners

Shining Armor Knight

Icicle Drinks

Incontinent Pool

Handstand Snowman

Woke Up Early

Sincere Compliment

Snow Storage

Redneck Winter Spa

HoverCraft

Associate Demonstration

Stoned Longhorns

Wet Nose Fixer

Phones At Six