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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Stamped inedibly on my heart. - Archie Bunker

The heart will break, but broken live on. - Lord Byron

My head says gym but my heart says tacos. - Unknown

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart. - Jane Austen

If it were not for hopes, the heart would break. - Thomas Fuller

The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet. - Gustave Flaubert

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart. - Buddha

The heart of a father is the masterpiece of nature. - Antoine Francois Prevost

I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. - Steven Wright

Be of good courage and the Lord will strengthen your heart. - The Bible

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness. - Unknown

God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces. - Unknown

Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold. - Zelda Fitzgerald

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

Except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did. - Robert Benchley

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash. - Milton Berle

I took a deep breath and listened to the old bray of my heart. I am. I am. I am. - Sylvia Plath

It is better in prayer to have a heart without words than words without a heart. - Mahatma Gandhi

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. - Christopher P. Rubero

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. - Frank Morgan

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile, and a grateful heart. - Zig Ziglar

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be. - Lois McMaster Bujold

Your majesty, I thank you from the bottom of my heart, and Madame Houde thanks you from her bottom too. - Camillein Houde

Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart. - Helen Keller

Forgiveness is the economy of the heart. Forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits. - Hannah More

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man - he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there's a dream, there is hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living. - Unknown

Do what you feel in your heart to be right - for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick


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