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The heart ages last. - Sylvester Stallone

Come live in my heart and pay no rent. - Samuel Lover

Wear your heart on your skin in this life. - Sylvia Plath

The past beats inside me like a second heart. - John Banville

True giving happens when we give from our heart. - Muhammad Ali

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. - Steven Wright

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. - Rupert Brooke

Cute enough to stop your heart. Skilled enough to restart it. - Unknown

A familiar pang of dread wrapped its icy hand around my heart. - Ashley Jeffery

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold. - Zelda Fitzgerald

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela

Within, I do not find wrinkles and used heart, but unspent youth. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

Except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did. - Robert Benchley

Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one. - Bob Hope

I gave you my heart, I just didn't expect to get it back in pieces. - Unknown

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

Reason is the natural order of truth; but imagination is the organ of meaning. - C S Lewis

A daughter is someone you laugh with, dream with, and love with all your heart. - Unknown

It is better in prayer to have a heart without words than words without a heart. - Mahatma Gandhi

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

In melody divine,
My heart it beats to rapturous love,
I long to call you mine. - Unknown

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

To be successful, you have to have your heart in your business and your business in your heart. - Thomas J Watson

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

This time I wouldn't forget him, because I couldn't ever forgive him - for breaking my heart twice. - James Patterson

You find out what you are made of when you have a broken heart. If it happens early and often, all the better. - Isabel Gillies

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart. - Helen Keller

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

It's important to recognize that forgiveness is more than mere words; it's a heart attitude that induces a spiritual transformation. - Victoria Osteen

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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