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A good cry lightens the heart. - Yiddish Proverb

Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

A heart that loves is always young. - Greek Proverb

He did it with all his heart and prospered. - 2 Chronicles 31:21

Young at heart. Slightly older in other places. - Unknown

Mental clarity ain't for the faint of heart. - Katerina Stoykova Klemer

If it were not for hopes, the heart would break. - Thomas Fuller

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Keep some room in your heart for the unimaginable. - Mary Oliver

Where your treasure is, there will your heart be also. - Matthew 6:21

Bless your little Irish heart and every other Irish part. - Irish Blessings

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

Spiteful words can hurt your feelings but silence breaks your heart. - C S Lewis

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

If my mind can conceive it, and my heart can believe it, then I can achieve it. - Muhammad Ali

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. - Christopher P. Rubero

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. - Jose N Harris

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

Give sorrow words; the grief that does not speak knits up the o'er wrought heart and bids it break. - William Shakespeare

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, for the most essential things are invisible to the eye. - Unknown

You find out what you are made of when you have a broken heart. If it happens early and often, all the better. - Isabel Gillies

Initiative without action is the same as having the mind to acknowledge a problem, but not having the heart to see it through. - Suzy Kassem

When you are sorrowful look again in your heart, and you shall see that in truth you are weeping for that which has been your delight. - Kahlil Gibran

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

Morality cannot be legislated, but behavior can be regulated. Judicial decrees may not change the heart, but they can restrain the heartless. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Do what you feel in your heart to be right - for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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