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Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

A loving heart is the truest wisdom. - Charles Dickens

Absence makes the heart grow fonder. - Sextus Propertius

Wear your heart on your skin in this life. - Sylvia Plath

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

Young at heart. Slightly older in other places. - Unknown

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness. - Unknown

Screaming is bad for the voice, but it's good for the heart. - Conor Oberst

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

We arrive at the truth, not by reason only, but also by the heart. - Blaise Pascal

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

Believe with all of your heart that you will do what you were made to do. - Orison Swett Marden

Anyone who tells a lie has not a pure heart, and cannot make a good soup. - Ludwig van Beethoven

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

Wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving. - Unknown

She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash. - Milton Berle

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile, and a grateful heart. - Zig Ziglar

The heart of another is a dark forest, always, no matter how close it has been to one's own. - Willa Cather

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best. - Margaret Thatcher

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

Maybe tackiness is at the heart of corporate corruption... But, as I prove everyday, it doesn't have to be that way at all. - Donald Trump

Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk. - Stephen King

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man — he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher


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