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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

It is wisdom to believe the heart. - George Santayana

Absence makes the heart grow fonder. - Sextus Propertius

My head says gym but my heart says tacos. - Unknown

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

Be of good courage and the Lord will strengthen your heart. - The Bible

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name. - Andre Breton

What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey

A familiar pang of dread wrapped its icy hand around my heart. - Ashley Jeffery

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness. - Unknown

Some days there won't be a song in your heart. Sing anyway. - Emory Austin

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

We arrive at the truth, not by reason only, but also by the heart. - Blaise Pascal

Gratitude is when memory is stored in the heart and not in the mind. - Lionel Hampton

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

A great song should lift your heart, warm the soul and make you feel good. - Colbie Caillat

What's the use of being Irish if the world doesn't break your heart? - Unknown

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart. - Alice Walker

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. - Frank Morgan

Faith is an oasis in the heart which will never be reached by the caravan of thinking. - Khalil Gibran

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed - there's so little competition. - Elbert Hubbard

To be successful, you have to have your heart in your business and your business in your heart. - Thomas J Watson

It is safe to tell the pure in heart that they shall see God, for only the pure in heart want to. - C S Lewis

Give sorrow words; the grief that does not speak knits up the o'er wrought heart and bids it break. - William Shakespeare

Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

Piglet noticed that even though he had a very small heart, it could hold a rather large amount of gratitude. - A.A. Milne

Do not give in too much to feelings. An overly sensitive heart is an unhappy possession on this shaky earth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

There is an endearing tenderness in the love of a mother to a son that transcends all other affections of the heart. - Washington Irving

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

Morality cannot be legislated, but behavior can be regulated. Judicial decrees may not change the heart, but they can restrain the heartless. - Martin Luther King Jr.


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