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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Fat: Energy gone to waist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Energy and persistence conquer all things. - Benjamin Franklin

I am not lazy. I am on energy saving mode. - Unknown

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I merely took the energy it takes to pout and wrote some blues. - Duke Ellington

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what you are doing. - Unknown

Thoughts have energy. Make sure your thoughts are positive and powerful. - Unknown

I cannot hold onto grudges. It's a waste of energy, a waste of time. - Phil Anselmo

Current Events: 1. What an electrician worries about; 2. Electric shocks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy. - Voltaire

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

Energy: Element of vitality kids always have an oversupply of until asked to do something - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

I've got more energy now than when I was younger because I know exactly what I want to do. - George Balanchine

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

I just like having fun. And, you know, sometimes I just like to present myself in that fun energy. - Katy Perry

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Discussing positive experiences leads to heightened well-being, increased overall life satisfaction and even more energy. - Nathaniel Lambert

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Atomic energy might be as good as our present-day explosives, but it is unlikely to produce anything very much more dangerous. - Winston Churchill

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins


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