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Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

None loves the messenger who brings bad news. - Sophocles

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. - Unknown

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

There is no cure for death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

When you cease to make a contribution, you begin to die. - Eleanor Roosevelt

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

A man who won't die for something is not fit to live. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

If you're afraid to die, you will not be able to live. - James Baldwin

It is astonishing how little one feels alone when one loves. - John Bulwer

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death. - Samuel Butler

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

"Fearless" is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. - Taylor Swift

We have to live our lives as if we are dying of a fatal disease. Because we are. - Phineas Narco

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

When I passed 40 I dropped pretence, 'cause men like women who got some sense. - Maya Angelou

People love me. And you know what, I have been very successful. Everybody loves me. - Donald Trump

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

Christ has not only spoken to us by his life but has also spoken for us by his death. - Soren Kierkegaard

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

The immature man wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mature man wants to live humanely for one. - Wilheim Stekel

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

You really just want to know that somebody loves you for you. Sometimes you feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it. - Mariah Carey

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

To maintain a powerful life force, forget yourself, forget about living and dying, and bring your full attention into this moment. - H E Davey

If you removed all the arteries, veins, and capillaries from a person's body, and tied them end-to-end... the person will die. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

We start dying when we have nothing worth living for. And we don't really start living until we find something worth dying for. - Mark Batterson

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one. - Wilhelm Stekel


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