Pa Loves Women

Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin

It is not death that alarms me, but dying. - Michel De Montaigne

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

If this is dying, I don't think much of it. - Lytton Strachey

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. - Socrates

If you like to seek revenge, dig a grave for two. - Jewish Proverb

The first step to eternal life is you have to die. - Chuck Palahniuk

The only people without problems are in a cemetery. - Norman Vincent Peale

I am dying from the treatment of too many physicians. - Alexander The Great

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. - Kathy Lette

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

Death comes equally to us all, and makes us all equal when it comes. - John Donne

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there. - Clarence W Hall

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The trick is to make sure you don't die waiting for prosperity to come. - Lee Iacocca

But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

People love me. And you know what, I have been very successful. Everybody loves me. - Donald Trump

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once. - William Shakespeare

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Half the people in Hollywood are dying to be discovered and the other half are afraid they will be. - Lionel Barrymore

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

I felt an earnest and humble desire, and I shall do it till I die, to increase the stock of harmless cheerfulness. - Charles Dickens

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can't come out and those outside don't want to get it. - Arthur Brisbane

Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways. - Stephen V Benet

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

'Till death do us part' doesn't sound so horrible. It only means about 10 or 15 years and not the eternity it used to mean. - Joy Behar

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash