Pa Loves Women

Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

When good Americans die they go to Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie. - Ilona Andrews

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

You were born an original, don't die a copy. - Unknown

Cowards die many times before their actual deaths. - Julius Caesar

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral. - Archie Bunker

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

Man is a complex being: He makes deserts bloom - and lakes die. - Gil Stern

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

What is called a reason for living is also an excellent reason for dying. - Albert Camus

He was so crooked that when he died they had to screw him into the ground. - Bob Hope

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you haven't found something you are willing to die for, you aren't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Death is the last enemy; once we've got past that I think everything will be all right. - Alice Thomas Ellis

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

Whoever loves much, performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well. - Vincent Van Gogh

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nadège Richards