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Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one's face. - James D Finley

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

Creativity is not intelligence, it is the ability to do what you did not know through the use of what you know. - Michael B. Johnson

Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity. - Charles Mingus

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

The creative person is both more primitive and more cultivated, more destructive, a lot madder and a lot saner, than the average person. - Frank Barron

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari


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