#1 humor site on the 'net

Paper Lunge

Catch 'up' on the action

Paper Lunge thanks to Wally Zatylny

QuotaBills
Believe in your #Selfie - Unknown

Creativity takes courage. - Henri Matisse

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

A good photograph is knowing where to stand. - Ansel Adams

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. - Frank Capra

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

I just live by the ABC's - Adventurous, Brave, Creative. - Steve Conrad

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. - Maya Angelou

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others. - Ayn Rand

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

If you believe you have a foolproof system you have failed to take into consideration the creativity of fools. - Frank W. Abagnale

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

The art of Biography
Is different from Geography.
Geography is about maps,
But Biography is about chaps. - G K Chesterton

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer


All We Have To Do Is Stand Up

Vacuum Extender

BrownEes

Chinese Puzzle Car

Always Give 100% At Work

Ancient Politician

My Toaster Is Broken

Shining Stars

Tunnel Face

The Bugs Are Bad This Year

Dog Spa

Ostrich Imprint

Local Crabs

World's First Hard Hat

Bird Melons

Bag Hang-Up

LippoPotumus

Haircut For Staff Meetings

Wolf Mode

Undertaker Bike

Throwaway Sport Paper

Pacman Skeleton

Vatican City's New Breakfast Special

Flying Cathedral Excuse