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Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Creativity is contagious, pass it on. - Albert Einstein

The most personal is the most creative. - Martin Scorsese

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

The monotony and solitude of a quiet life stimulates the creative mind. - Albert Einstein

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

If you're not prepared to be wrong, you're not ready to be creative. - Unknown

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Any activity becomes creative when the doer cares about doing it right, or better. - John Updike

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others. - Ayn Rand

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung


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