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Patience and Wisdom

Two of the greatest virtues in life

Patience and Wisdom thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Kindness is wisdom. - Phillip J. Bailey

Genius is eternal patience. - Michelangelo

Wisdom outweighs any wealth. - Sophocles

Doubt is the origin of wisdom. - Rene Descartes

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Patience is a conquering virtue. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Wisdom is the sunlight of the soul. - German Proverb

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

A short saying oft contains much wisdom. - Sophocles

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Poetry begins in delight and ends in wisdom. - Robert Frost

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency. - Lewis Perelman

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

It is best to learn wisdom by the experience of others. - Latin Proverb

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Patience is the only way you can endure the gray periods. - Teri Hatcher

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

The invariable mark of wisdom is to see the miraculous in the common. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

Knowledge is learning something every day. Wisdom is letting go of something every day. - Zen Proverb

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

The act of defending any of the cardinal virtues has today ll the exhilaration of a vice. - G K Chesterton

Wisdom teaches us to do, as well as to talk; and to make our words and actions all of a colour. - Seneca

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings. The inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. - Winston Churchill


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