#1 humor site on the 'net

Patience and Wisdom

Two of the greatest virtues in life

Patience and Wisdom thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

QuotaBills
France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Silence is the virtue of fools. - Francis Bacon

Wisdom is the sunlight of the soul. - German Proverb

In youth and beauty wisdom is rare. - Homer

Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers. - Alfred Tennyson

Virtue is bold, and goodness never fearful. - William Shakespeare

Knowledge can be communicated but not wisdom. - Herman Hesse

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Patience is a vital trait of the great athlete. - Unknown

It is not wisdom but authority that makes a law. - Thomas Hobbes

Common sense is wisdom with its sleeves rolled up. - Kyle Farnsworth

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. - Winston Churchill

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

Some virtues are only seen in affliction and others only in prosperity. - Joseph Addison

The wisdom of nations lies in their proverbs, which are brief and pithy. - William Penn

To acquire knowledge one must study. To acquire wisdom one must observe. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors. - Confucius

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. - Tom Wilson

Kindness is more important than wisdom, and the recognition of this is the beginning of wisdom. - Theodore Isaac Rubin

Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Virtue in obscurity is rewarded only in Heaven. To succeed in this world you have to be known to people. - Sonia Sotomayor

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

The first virtue of all really great men is that they are sincere. They eradicate hypocrisy from their hearts. - Anotole France

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


Down Day

Peddle Sewing Machine Sink

You Never Call

Dawntastic

Work Rules

Navy Golf Course for Aircraft Carriers

Less Severe Inflation

Hotel Annex

King Stump

Diet Carbs

Home Made Limo

Cool Reading Room

Biggest Fan On The Block

Vintage Birth Control

Close Shave

Australian RV

Panorama Dog

Revenue Canada Subscription Cancellation

Why You Shouldn't Let Your Dog Drink Beer

Reflection

Plane Tennis

New IRS Form

Wisconsin Cheese

MAGA King