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Book Jacket: A fable of contents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Books are uniquely portable magic. - Stephen King

I don't read books. I write them. - Henry Kissinger

Never read a book that is not a year old. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We can close the books on infectious diseases. - William H Stewart

A good title is the title of a successful book. - Raymond Chandler

I lived in books more than I lived anywhere else. - Neil Gaiman

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

Book Ends: The part of a book many girls read first - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them. - Lemony Snicket

The more sins you confess, the more books you will sell. - American Proverb

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts. - Charles Dickens

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

I get intrigued by a puzzle, and writing a book is the best way to solve it. - Anthony Storr

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

Books of poetry by young writers are usually promissory notes that are never met. - Oscar Wilde

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

I might love my e-reader, but I'd never pass up the chance to browse real books. - Nichole Chase

Like the Good Book says, "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone." - Archie Bunker

Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay. - Christopher Hitchens

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre

All good books have one thing in common - they are truer than if they had really happened. - Ernest Hemingway

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

All the days ordained for me
Were written in your book
Before one of them came to be. - Psalms 139:16

It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocket book groans more loudly than an empty stomach. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Book Review: A brief but informative essay that spares readers the ordeal of digesting an actual book - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

It is a good rule after reading a new book, never to allow yourself another new one till you have read an old one in between. - C S Lewis

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. - Gore Vidal


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