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Pocket Book thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Book Of Ecclesiasticles - Archie Bunker

Years teach us more than books. - Berthold Auerbach

Beware the man of a single book. - Bertrand Russell

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

The covers of this book are too far apart. - Ambrose Bierce

Every person is a book, each year a chapter. - Mark Twain

Preface: That part of a book which is never read. - Unknown

That Book, sir, is the Rock on which our Republic rests. - Andrew Jackson

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? - Jerry Seinfeld

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

My best friend is the man who'll get me a book I ain't read. - Abraham Lincoln

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

You can never get a cup of tea big enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does. - Groucho Marx

I get intrigued by a puzzle, and writing a book is the best way to solve it. - Anthony Storr

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay. - Christopher Hitchens

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway

The most important part of a story is the ending. No one reads a book to get to the middle. - Mickey Spillane

There is no reason why the same man should like the same book at eighteen and at forty-eight. - Ezra Pound

All the days ordained for me
Were written in your book
Before one of them came to be. - Psalms 139:16

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me his watch. - Woody Allen

Make the most of yourself by fanning the tiny, inner sparks of possibility into flames of achievement. - Golda Mier

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

The chief knowledge that a man gets from reading books is the knowledge that very few of them are worth reading. - H L Mencken

Book: A depository of knowledge which a student will try to stay awake long enough to read the night before finals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

It is a good rule after reading a new book, never to allow yourself another new one till you have read an old one in between. - C S Lewis

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich


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