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Book Of Ecclesiasticles - Archie Bunker

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

Why don't you write books people can read? - Nora Joyce

A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

If you really want to know yourself, start by writing a book. - Shereen El Feki

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

The best leaders are the most dedicated learners. Read great books daily. - Robin Sharma

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

Like the Good Book says, "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone." - Archie Bunker

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. - Toni Morrison

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

Let the young know they will never find a more interesting, more instructive book than the patient himself. - Giorgio Baglivi

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

It doesn't hurt. Nothing hurts except the small smiles and blushes that flash across the room like tiny sparrows. - Laurie H. Anderson

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before. - Clifton Fadiman

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. - Gore Vidal

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper


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