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Pocket Book thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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A day is a miniature eternity. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Book Jacket: A fable of contents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

Are we not like two volumes of one book? - Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

A multitude of books distracts the mind. - Seneca

Why don't you write books people can read? - Nora Joyce

A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

The more sins you confess, the more books you will sell. - American Proverb

Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. - Horace

If you really want to know yourself, start by writing a book. - Shereen El Feki

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

Giving your book to Hollywood is like turning your daughter over to a pimp. - Tom Clancy

One always tends to overpraise a long book, because one has got through it. - E M Forster

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

Trouble is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired. - Milton Berle

You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them. - Arnold Palmer

There is no reason why the same man should like the same book at eighteen and at forty-eight. - Ezra Pound

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. - George Burns

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

All the days ordained for me
Were written in your book
Before one of them came to be. - Psalms 139:16

Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket. - Groucho Marx

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

The chief knowledge that a man gets from reading books is the knowledge that very few of them are worth reading. - H L Mencken

Book: A depository of knowledge which a student will try to stay awake long enough to read the night before finals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

Many Muslims may not seek to kill the infidel, but they don't want to condemn those carrying out the holy book command. - Monica Crowley

It is a good rule after reading a new book, never to allow yourself another new one till you have read an old one in between. - C S Lewis

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. - Gore Vidal

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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