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Puzzle Door Lock

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Puzzle Door Lock thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

Balance is the key to wrestling and life. - Unknown

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

My best code is written with the delete key. - Unknown

Once I get on a puzzle, I can't get off. - Richard P. Feynman

Action is the foundational key to all success. - Pablo Picasso

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

If you shut your door to all errors, truth will be shut out. - Rabindranath Tagore

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. - Ogden Nash

Follow your bliss and doors will open where there were no doors before. - Joseph Campbell

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

Some people not only expect opportunity to knock, they expect it to beat the door down. - Unknown

Consistency is key. Whenever you start, give you audience something to look forward to. - Julia McCoy

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Believing in our hearts that who we are is enough is the key to a more satisfying and balanced life. - Ellen Sue Stern

I'm going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here. - Roy Acuff

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. - Helen Keller


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