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Puzzle Door Lock

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Puzzle Door Lock thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

A puzzle is not a dead-end. - Lewis N. Roe

Can Opener: Key to the washroom - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

High expectations are the key to everything. - Sam Walton

If you want the girl next door, go next door. - Joan Crawford

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

The open door does not necessarily mean the easy pathway. - G. Campbell Morgan

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright

Nothing bad can happen if you haven't hit the Send key. - David Shipley and Will Schwalbe in Send

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The door on which we have been knocking all our lives will open at last. - C S Lewis

Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

I get intrigued by a puzzle, and writing a book is the best way to solve it. - Anthony Storr

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

Key Ring: A handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has deliberately been left open. - Arnold Glasow

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

I'm going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here. - Roy Acuff

Hymn: A song of praise, usually sung in a key three octaves higher than that of the congregation's range - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. - Helen Keller


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