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You'll have a blast with these atomic puzzles!

Radioactive Games thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

If you have fun with these atomic puzzles,
you got them @ joe-ks.com ... But if you have any problems,
you received them from the Atomic Energy Lab

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Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

Half this game is ninety percent mental. - Yogi Berra

Why should things be easy to understand? - Thomas Pynchon

Creativity is a drug I cannot live without. - Cecil B. DeMille

Once I get on a puzzle, I can't get off. - Richard P. Feynman

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

My favorite part of the game? The opportunity to play. - Mike Singletary

I'm radioactive. I repel everything and everyone I love. - Jack Yesthth

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. - Maya Angelou

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. - Steven Wright

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

Football Game: A sport where a spectator takes four quarters to finish a fifth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

Couples are jigsaw puzzles that hang together by touching in just enough points. - Diane Ackerman

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

I've got more energy now than when I was younger because I know exactly what I want to do. - George Balanchine

I have an unbelievable assistant who handles all of my scheduling. It's like a Tetris game. - Neil P. Harris

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

I'm going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here. - Roy Acuff

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

A good puzzle, it's a fair thing. Nobody is lying. It's very clear, and the problem depends just on you. - Erno Rubik

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Never play with the feelings of others, because you may win the game, but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for life time. - William Shakespeare

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan


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