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Radioactive Games thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Win the game before it's played. - Unknown

The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

Creativity is intelligence having fun. - Albert Einstein

Energy and persistence conquer all things. - Benjamin Franklin

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

Before you can win a game, you have to not lose it. - Chuck Noll

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

The problems of puzzles are very near the problems of life. - Erno Rubik

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

I'm radioactive. I repel everything and everyone I love. - Jack Yesthth

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition. - Mark Twain

One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what you are doing. - Unknown

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

Positive thinking evokes more energy, more initiative, more happiness. - Unknown

I don't want to retire. I'm not that good at crossword puzzles. - Norman Mailer

I cannot hold onto grudges. It's a waste of energy, a waste of time. - Phil Anselmo

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers. - Unknown

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. - Wes Smith

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

The game is played not to protect the rules; rather, the rules are made to protect the game. - Ravi Zacharias

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

He cared less, so they cared more. He said it was beautiful. I knew he was broken.This was his game. - Coco J. Ginger

Human affairs are like a chess game: Only those who do not take it seriously can be called good players. - Hung Tzu-ch'eng

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

Love is like a puzzle. First it's confusing and frustrating, but when you figure it out, it's a beautiful thing. - Unknown

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

When I lose the sense of motivation and the sense to prove something as a basketball player, it's time for me to move away from the game. - Michael Jordan

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke

Closed systems run down and get more chaotic over time. Always get better by being open to outside energy and templates of better ways to function. - Henry Cloud


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