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God gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

Generosity begins with our recognition of our debt to others. - Unknown

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

You cannot spend your way out of recession or borrow your way out of debt. - Daniel Hannan

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

Forgiveness is the economy of the heart. Forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits. - Hannah More

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb


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