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Redneck Chandelier

Bubba makes light of his drinking trophies

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With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown

Often a lack of energy is considered to be patience. - Kin Hubbard

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light. - Groucho Marx

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? - Unknown

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

The less I know about a subject, the more confidence I have; and the more light I throw on it. - Mark Twain

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

We proclaim the resurrection of Christ when his light illuminates the dark moments of our existence. - Pope Francis

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

Discussing positive experiences leads to heightened well-being, increased overall life satisfaction and even more energy. - Nathaniel Lambert

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Singing sad songs often has a way of healing a situation. It gets the hurt out in the open into the light, out of the darkness. - Reba McEntire

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

Don't confuse the exertion of energy with traction. Apply yourself to establishing and maintaining momentum, not just spinning your wheels. - Tony Cooke

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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