Redneck DoorBells
How to contact your deer Redneck friend
No one ever rings Bubba's latest doorbell - at last, peace and quiet!
QuotaBillsRapscallion: A door knocker shaped like an onion - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Opportunity may knock, but you must open the door. - Unknown
Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx
Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door. - Marcelene Cox
The open door does not necessarily mean the easy pathway. - G. Campbell Morgan
It's always darkest just before the fridge door opens. - Phil Callaway
Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas
If you shut your door to all errors, truth will be shut out. - Rabindranath Tagore
Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown
All successful revolutions are the kicking in of a rotten door. - John Kenneth Galbraith
If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty
Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin
The door of opportunity won't open unless you do some pushing. - Unknown
When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. - Ogden Nash
listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings
Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa
When you ask "What if..." you open the door to all your options. - Unknown
He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore
Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer
You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams
Temptation usually comes in through a door that has deliberately been left open. - Arnold Glasow
The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton
I like holding the door for people who are far away, so they have to run a little. - Bill Murray
Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote
Don't let your dreams rust! Listen to your youthful bells ringing loud inside of you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive
Choosing forgiveness opens the door of your heart and makes way for a miracle in your life. - Victoria Osteen
If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William Blake
I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton
I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery
Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal
Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings
I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle
My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright
No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller
Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com