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Redneck Fireplace

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Redneck Fireplace thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Redneck Fireplace thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

Blazer: A jacket that is on fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The soul is here for its own joy. - Rumi

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Joy is the simplest form of gratitude. - Karl Barth

The joy that isn't shared dies young. - Anne Sexton

The sweetest joy, the wildest woe, is love. - Pearl Bailey

One filled with joy preaches without preaching. - Mother Teresa

Spring adds new life and new joy to all that is. - Jessica Harrelson

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half sorrow. - Swedish Proverb

My joy in learning is partly that it enables me to teach. - Seneca

He imagines a necessary joy in things that must fly to eat. - Wendell Berry

You have to sniff out joy. Keep your nose to the joy trail. - Buffy Sainte-Marie

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

Surely there can be no greater joy than that of saving souls. - Lottie Moon

Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning. - Psalms 30:5

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

I sometimes wonder whether all pleasures are not substitutes for joy. - C S Lewis

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Forgiveness provides hope, joy, and a bright future that nothing else can. - Paul J Meyer

Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased - thus do we refute entropy. - Spider Robinson

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

No amount of facts in his head can compensate for the lack of fire on his lips. - Vance Havner

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy. - Thich Nhat Hanh

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears. - Kahlil Gibran

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

No one undertakes research in physics with the intention of winning a prize. It is the joy of discovering something no one knew before. - Stephen Hawking

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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