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Redneck Fireplace thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

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Genius is initiative on fire. - Holbrook Jackson

The only joy in the world is to begin. - Cesare Pavese

The sweetest joy, the wildest woe, is love. - Pearl Bailey

Joy is the feeling of grinning on the inside. - Melba Colgrove

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy

You'll never be as lazy as whoever names the fireplace. - Unknown

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

Surely there can be no greater joy than that of saving souls. - Lottie Moon

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

I sometimes wonder whether all pleasures are not substitutes for joy. - C S Lewis

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased - thus do we refute entropy. - Spider Robinson

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. - Arnold H Glasow

Paradise is here or nowhere: you must take your joy with you or you will never find it. - Orison Swett Marden

Some preachers ought to put more fire into their sermons or more sermons into the fire. - Vance Havner

Silence is the perfectest herald of joy. I were but little happy if I could say how much. - William Shakespeare

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

The most singular difference between happiness and joy is that happiness is a solid and joy a liquid. - J D Salinger

Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy. - Thich Nhat Hanh

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Wood: That remarkable material which burns so easily in a forest and with such difficulty in a fireplace - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy, you must have somebody to divide it with. - Mark Twain

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears. - Kahlil Gibran

Technological society has succeeded in multiplying the opportunities for pleasure, but it has great difficulty in generating joy. - Pope Paul VI

Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though 'twere his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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