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Redneck Fireplace thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Redneck Fireplace thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

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Genius is initiative on fire. - Holbrook Jackson

Joy is the serious business of Heaven. - C S Lewis

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

One filled with joy preaches without preaching. - Mother Teresa

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Find a joy you like and you add five days to every week. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

The key to retirement is to find joy in the little things. - Susan Miller

The greatest joy lies not in simply being, but in becoming. - Oprah Winfrey

Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning. - Psalms 30:5

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

Each breath in itself is joy if only we try to find bliss in it. - Unknown

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

When you do things from your soul, you feel a river moving in you, a joy. - Rumi

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. - Arnold H Glasow

A good newspaper is never nearly good enough, but a lousy newspaper is a joy forever. - Garrison Keillor

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy, you must have somebody to divide it with. - Mark Twain

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

To me, it's that incredible sense of belonging and peace within your own self and heart that really is joy. - Goldie Hawn

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

In today's rush, we all think too much, seek too much, want too much and forget about the joy of just being. - Eckhart Tolle

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though 'twere his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there's a dream, there is hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living. - Unknown

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong


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