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Genius is initiative on fire. - Holbrook Jackson

The soul is here for its own joy. - Rumi

Joy is not in things, it is in us. - Benjamin Franklin

Joy is the simplest form of gratitude. - Karl Barth

Joy is the serious business of Heaven. - C S Lewis

The joy that isn't shared dies young. - Anne Sexton

The sweetest joy, the wildest woe, is love. - Pearl Bailey

One filled with joy preaches without preaching. - Mother Teresa

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls. - Mother Teresa

Illusory joy is often worth more than genuine sorrow. - Rene Descartes

The key to retirement is to find joy in the little things. - Susan Miller

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning. - Psalms 30:5

Joy shared is twice the joy. Sorrow shared is half the sorrow. - Swedish Proverb

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

She's mad but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire. - Charles Bukowski

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased - thus do we refute entropy. - Spider Robinson

There are many kinds of joy, but they all lead to one: the joy to be loved. - Michael Ende

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony. - C S Lewis

Silence is the perfectest herald of joy. I were but little happy if I could say how much. - William Shakespeare

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

The most singular difference between happiness and joy is that happiness is a solid and joy a liquid. - J D Salinger

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Free will, though it makes evil possible, is also the only thing that makes possible any love or goodness or joy worth having. - C S Lewis

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

All Joy reminds. It is never a possession, always a desire for something longer ago or further away or still 'about to be'. - C S Lewis

Since you get more joy out of giving joy to others, you should put a good deal of thought into the happiness that you are able to give. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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