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Redneck Fireplace thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Redneck Fireplace thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

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Genius is initiative on fire. - Holbrook Jackson

Joy is not in things, it is in us. - Benjamin Franklin

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Joy is the simplest form of gratitude. - Karl Barth

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

You'll never be as lazy as whoever names the fireplace. - Unknown

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

What can we make of the inexpressible joy of children? It is a kind of gratitude. - Annie Dillard

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

Silence is the perfectest herald of joy. I were but little happy if I could say how much. - William Shakespeare

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

Trials function like a fire that burns off every impurity impeding our progress towards holiness. - David Jeremiah

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

To me, it's that incredible sense of belonging and peace within your own self and heart that really is joy. - Goldie Hawn

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

In today's rush, we all think too much, seek too much, want too much and forget about the joy of just being. - Eckhart Tolle

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Since you get more joy out of giving joy to others, you should put a good deal of thought into the happiness that you are able to give. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there's a dream, there is hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living. - Unknown


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