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Show me where to put my John Hancrock. - Archie Bunker

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser. - Red Auerbach

The Bunkers is going down to Florida as pre-deranged. - Archie Bunker

Don't tell me about your effort. Show me your results. - Tim Fargo

Never tell anyone your plans, show them your results instead. - Leonardo DiCaprio

Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser. - Donald Trump

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

If you wish to be loved, show more of your faults than your virtues. - E R Bulwer-Lytton

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities. - J K Rowling

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off. - Bill Murray

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

The best teachers are those who show you where to look but don't tell you what to see. - Alexandra K. Trenfor

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done. - Scott Adams

Tell me and I'll forget. Show me and I may not remember. Involve me and I'll understand. - Native American Proverb

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Show me a person who likes to go to meetings, and I'll show you a person who doesn't have enough to do. - Unknown

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

Nobody wants to show you the hours and hours of becoming. They'd rather show you the highlight of what they've become. - Angela Duckworth

Loving ourselves allows us to show up in the world so we can love others, uplift others, and make the world a more loving place. - Troy Love

By publishing content that shows buyers you understand their problems and can show them how to solve them, you build credibility. - Ardath Albee

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

Silence is interesting. It can show confusion, indifference and sadness. But it can also show determination, confidence and caring. - Maxime Lagace

The people who did you wrong or who didn't quite know how to show up, you forgive them. And forgiving them allows you to forgive yourself too. - Jane Fonda

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath


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