Redneck Manicure

We're going to show you some fun homework. - Mike Johanns

See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller

Between here and Florida, ya got your original 48 states. - Archie Bunker

Many will show you the way once your cart has overturned. - Turkish Proverb

Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser. - Donald Trump

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

Show me the man you honor, and I will know what kind of man you are. - Thomas Carlyle

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

The slow motion replay doesn't show how fast the ball was traveling. - Richard Benaud

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

All I can say is, if they show my butt in a movie, it better be a wide shot. - Jennifer Lopez

There's a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos. - Archie Bunker

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

Integrity is not something you show others. It is how you behave behind their back. - Unknown

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Show me a guy who's afraid to look bad, and I'll show you a guy you can beat every time. - Lou Brock

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket. - Groucho Marx

I don't think I've ever been to an appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up. - George Costanza

Show me a person who likes to go to meetings, and I'll show you a person who doesn't have enough to do. - Unknown

They should have little disclaimer that says, "Do not operate heavy machinery while watching this show!" - Robin Williams

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown

I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti

Thousands and thousands of guys applied to be on the show... Some of them were crazy. Some of them were so much into themselves. - Donald Trump

Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts

Restlessness is discontent, and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man, and I'll show you a failure. - Thomas Edison