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Fishing Show: Reel-life TV. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You drive for show but putt for dough. - Bobby Locke

It is difficulties that show what men are. - William Hazlitt

Show me a liar, and I'll show you a thief. - George Herbert

The Bunkers is going down to Florida as pre-deranged. - Archie Bunker

Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser. - Donald Trump

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. - Bob Hope

Show me a good and gracious loser and I'll show you a failure. - Knute Rockne

Show me the man you honor, and I will know what kind of man you are. - Thomas Carlyle

Show me where Stalin is born, and I'll show you a communist plot. - George S. Kaufman

Life can show up no other way than that way in which you perceive it. - Neale D Walsch

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

The slow motion replay doesn't show how fast the ball was traveling. - Richard Benaud

Purposeful storytelling isn't show business, it's good business. - Peter Guber

If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right. - Woody Allen

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

Show me a man with a tattoo and I'll show you a man with an interesting past. - Jack London

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Why do we kill people who are killing people to show that killing people is wrong? - Holly Near

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

The best teachers are those who show you where to look but don't tell you what to see. - Alexandra K. Trenfor

Brick walls are there for a reason. They give us a chance to show how badly we want something. - Randy Pausch

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket. - Groucho Marx

I don't think I've ever been to an appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up. - George Costanza

Success goes to the ones who do. Get up. Show up. Throw up if you have to. Do it afraid, but do it no matter. - Toni Sorenson

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up and try to do the right thing, the dawn will come. - Anne Lamott

I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti

I saw that show, '50 Things To Do Before You Die.' I would have thought the obvious one was, 'Shout for help'. - Jim Carrey

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

Loving ourselves allows us to show up in the world so we can love others, uplift others, and make the world a more loving place. - Troy Love

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac

Restlessness is discontent, and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man, and I'll show you a failure. - Thomas Edison


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