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Show me where to put my John Hancrock. - Archie Bunker

You drive for show but putt for dough. - Bobby Locke

We're going to show you some fun homework. - Mike Johanns

I love my rejection slips. They show me I try. - Sylvia Plath

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley

The Bunkers is going down to Florida as pre-deranged. - Archie Bunker

Between here and Florida, ya got your original 48 states. - Archie Bunker

Never tell anyone your plans, show them your results instead. - Leonardo DiCaprio

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

Purposeful storytelling isn't show business, it's good business. - Peter Guber

If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right. - Woody Allen

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

The best teachers are those who show you where to look but don't tell you what to see. - Alexandra K. Trenfor

Seek opportunities to show you care. The smallest gestures often make the biggest difference. - John Wooden

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. - Larry Lorenzoni

In the arena of life the honors and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities in action. - Aristotle

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

Show me a person who likes to go to meetings, and I'll show you a person who doesn't have enough to do. - Unknown

Show me anyone who's lived to over seventy, and you show me a fighter - someone who's got the will to live. - Agatha Christie

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown

Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up and try to do the right thing, the dawn will come. - Anne Lamott

I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti

I saw that show, '50 Things To Do Before You Die.' I would have thought the obvious one was, 'Shout for help'. - Jim Carrey

Thousands and thousands of guys applied to be on the show... Some of them were crazy. Some of them were so much into themselves. - Donald Trump

Loving ourselves allows us to show up in the world so we can love others, uplift others, and make the world a more loving place. - Troy Love

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts

The people who did you wrong or who didn't quite know how to show up, you forgive them. And forgiving them allows you to forgive yourself too. - Jane Fonda


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