Redneck Manicure

Fishing Show: Reel-life TV. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We're going to show you some fun homework. - Mike Johanns

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. - Carl Jung

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Show me a hero and I'll write you a tragedy. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser. - Red Auerbach

Many will show you the way once your cart has overturned. - Turkish Proverb

Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser. - Donald Trump

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

Show me a good and gracious loser and I'll show you a failure. - Knute Rockne

Life can show up no other way than that way in which you perceive it. - Neale D Walsch

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

The slow motion replay doesn't show how fast the ball was traveling. - Richard Benaud

The supreme function of reason is to show man that some things are beyond reason. - Blaise Pascal

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off. - Bill Murray

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done. - Scott Adams

Tell me and I'll forget. Show me and I may not remember. Involve me and I'll understand. - Native American Proverb

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

In the arena of life the honors and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities in action. - Aristotle

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

I don't think I've ever been to an appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up. - George Costanza

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

They should have little disclaimer that says, "Do not operate heavy machinery while watching this show!" - Robin Williams

Show me anyone who's lived to over seventy, and you show me a fighter - someone who's got the will to live. - Agatha Christie

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown

Thousands and thousands of guys applied to be on the show... Some of them were crazy. Some of them were so much into themselves. - Donald Trump

By publishing content that shows buyers you understand their problems and can show them how to solve them, you build credibility. - Ardath Albee

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

Silence is interesting. It can show confusion, indifference and sadness. But it can also show determination, confidence and caring. - Maxime Lagace

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath