QuotaBillsWater rusts pipes. - WC Fields
Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown
And isn't he as slow as a wet week! - Unknown
Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb
Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb
Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley
Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain
Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts
He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold
You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg
You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West
Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins
Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt
I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams
Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour
When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker
The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway
We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb
What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid
Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker
Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora
Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie
Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora
Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
Nobody can do for little children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children. - Alex Haley
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle
Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend