Redneck Stove Burner

Blazer: A jacket that is on fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

I can match bottoms with anyone in Hollywood. - Mia Farrow

I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

My socks DO match. They're the same thickness. - Steven Wright

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

I set myself on fire, and the people come to see me burn. - John Wesley

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy

You'll never be as lazy as whoever names the fireplace. - Unknown

Wiener: The first to cross the line in a Mexican horse race - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

Stay up and really burn the midnight oil. There are no compromises. - Leontyne Price

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

It seems with every match I win, I get better-looking to other people. - Andy Roddick

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

You know you're getting old when your idea of a hot, flaming desire is a barbecued steak. - Victoria Fabiano

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible. - William Faulkner

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Once in seven years I burn all my sermons; for it is a shame if I cannot write better sermons now than I did seven years ago. - John Wesley

I have never seen anyone burn a flag. And if I did, it would take every ounce of restraint I had not to haul off and hit them. - Barack Obama

The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker

When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell