Redneck Water Heater

Home is wherever I'm with you. - Edward Sharpe

Ideal Guest: One who stays at home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

Wherever you are is my home - my only home. - Charlotte Bronte

At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

What's the need of a home if you are never in it? - George Grossmith

While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen

Traveling in the company of those we love is home in motion. - Leigh Hunt

For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all. - Cleveland Amory

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave, and grow old wanting to get back to. - John E Pearce

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Crafting fills my life, and my closets, and my drawers, and every empty tote bag in the house. - Unknown

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

Stomach: 1. The home of the swallow; 2. A bowl-shaped cavity containing the organs of indigestion. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

America is a melting pot; the people at the bottom get burned while all the scum floats to the top. - Charlie King

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her. - Ryan Reynolds

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare