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Welcome to Bubba's B&B (Burnt Breakfast)
QuotaBillsLove begins at home. - Mother Teresa
There's no place like home. - The Wizard of Oz
Home is wherever I'm with you. - Edward Sharpe
Ideal Guest: One who stays at home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope
A house divided against itself cannot stand. - Abraham Lincoln
Emperor Negro, who fiddled while Rome burned. - Archie Bunker
Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante
I had to sink my yacht to make the guests go home. - F Scott Fitzgerald
There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort. - Jane Austen
Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb
What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa
There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates
A bright person can always think of something better to do than housework. - Ruby Lou Barnhill
Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker
Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray
On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin
The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller
Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe
I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono
Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave, and grow old wanting to get back to. - John E Pearce
If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz
A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown
Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights. - Herbert Prochnow
America is a melting pot; the people at the bottom get burned while all the scum floats to the top. - Charlie King
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields
My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown
Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker
There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse. - Quentin Crisp
All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright
There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan
I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare
I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx
The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson
When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn
The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian
Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown
Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answers to, in the strongest conjuration. - Charles Dickens
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli
Perhaps someday I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. - Sylvia Plath