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Home is the nicest word there is. - Laura I Wilder

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. - Helen Rowland

Marrying is easy - it's housework that's hard. - Proverb

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort. - Jane Austen

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. - Robert Frost

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

Crafting fills my life, and my closets, and my drawers, and every empty tote bag in the house. - Unknown

Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights. - Herbert Prochnow

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

I'm 42 around the chest, 52 around the waist, 92 around the golf course, and a nuisance around the house. - Groucho Marx

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross


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