QuotaBillsChewie, we're home. - Star Wars: The Force Awakens
An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin
Heaven is home. Utopia is here. Nirvana is now. - Edward Abbey
Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker
He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible
Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor
A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen
My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield
I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton
At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay
Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown
Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker
The world is a globe. The farther you sail, the closer to home you are. - Terry Pratchett
Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker
Preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known. - Carl Sagan
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar
What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau
Be grateful for the home you have, knowing that at this moment, all you have is all you need. - Sarah B Breathnach
Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker
I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright
When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning
Stomach: 1. The home of the swallow; 2. A bowl-shaped cavity containing the organs of indigestion. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
She did not know where her home was anymore, and this idea didn’t frighten her like it should. - T.M. Williams
The ache for home lives in all of us. The safe place where we can go as we are and not be questioned. - Maya Angelou
How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson
One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock
Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham
I don't want to end up in an old folks' home wearing incompetence pads. I'm still compost mentis. - Harriet Wynn
The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman
Career Woman: One who goes out and earns a man's salary instead of sitting at home and taking it away from him - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri
I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies
My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright
If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt
When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw
Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross
Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe
Perhaps someday I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. - Sylvia Plath