QuotaBillsA bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies
RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown
Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres
The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope
A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb
I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg
Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb
You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx
Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields
Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte
I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright
Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry
You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar
I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers
You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek
Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb
I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan
When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid
Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry
When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown
Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker
Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
Opportunist: 1. A person who, finding himself in hot water, decides he needs a bath anyway; 2. One who meets the wolf at the door and appears the next day in a fur coat. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Perhaps there is a limit to the grieving that the human heart can do. As when one adds salt to a tumbler of water, there comes a point where simply no more will be absorbed. - Sarah Waters
We all know what flopping is when we see it. The stuff that you see is where guys aren't really getting hit at all, and are just flailing around like a fish out of water. - Kobe Bryant
As Grams treaded water, she tapped my forehead. 'What's in here, Poppy, is scarier than anything you'll encounter in the depths of the ocean. An imagination is a powerful thing. - Shelley Coriell