QuotaBillsSave water - drink vodka. - Unknown
A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson
A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies
RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown
The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres
A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown
Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain
Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly
You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb
I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg
Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb
You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin
Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields
I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright
Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke
Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson
If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry
I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers
You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek
Sweet words are like honey, a little may refresh, but too much gluts the stomach. - Anne Bradstreet
When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker
The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway
An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II
We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb
In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry
When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown
Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its prime function of looking forward. - Margaret Barber
From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle
Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson
Kneeling over a trickling mountain stream and pumping every ounce of water you use though a filter can really change your perception of turning on a faucet. - Eric Voorhis
While intent is the seed of manifestation, action is the water that nourishes the seed. Your actions must reflect your goals in order to achieve true success. - Steve Maraboli
My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor.
I asked where the car was.
She told me, "In the lake." - Red Skelton