QuotaBillsWater rusts pipes. - WC Fields
Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku
Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown
The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres
A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown
Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts
Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields
Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly
You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb
We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley
I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt
Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields
Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman
Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson
When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer
You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar
Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb
You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose
I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan
Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown
Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker
Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora
Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle
Whoever speaks to me in the right voice, him or her I shall follow. As the water follows the moon, silently, with fluid steps anywhere around the globe. - Walt Whitman
My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor.
I asked where the car was.
She told me, "In the lake." - Red Skelton
Perhaps there is a limit to the grieving that the human heart can do. As when one adds salt to a tumbler of water, there comes a point where simply no more will be absorbed. - Sarah Waters
Promise me you will not spend so much time treading water and trying to keep your head above the waves that you forget, truly forget, how much you have always loved to swim. - Tyler K Gregson
As Grams treaded water, she tapped my forehead. 'What's in here, Poppy, is scarier than anything you'll encounter in the depths of the ocean. An imagination is a powerful thing. - Shelley Coriell
Garden: 1. A place where some of the bulbs seem to think they're buried instead of planted; 2. A thing of beauty and a job forever; 3. Something most men prefer to turn over in their minds; 4. Something that dies if you don't water it, and rots if you do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com