Revenge of the Stallion

Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

The best revenge is massive success. - Frank Sinatra

Live well. It is the greatest revenge. - The Talmud

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse! - William Shakespeare

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. - Christopher Morley

Revenge is profitable, gratitude is expensive. - Edward Gibbon

There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness. - Josh Billings

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

If you like to seek revenge, dig a grave for two. - Jewish Proverb

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

An orator without judgment is a horse without a bridle. - Theophrastus

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

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A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

There's nothing wrong with revenge - it's the best way to get even. - Archie Bunker

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies! - Dr. Seuss

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

He that studieth revenge keepeth his own wounds green, which otherwise would heal and do well. - John Milton

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers