Revenge of the Stallion

Mayor: A he-horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Virtue is its own revenge. - E Y Harburg

Trojan Horse: A phony pony - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

Stabilized: A horse that's been locked in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Revenge is profitable, gratitude is expensive. - Edward Gibbon

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge. - Scott Adams

The posthumous revenge of the Merchant of Venice. - Elbert Hubbard

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

An orator without judgment is a horse without a bridle. - Theophrastus

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

The best revenge is to be unlike him who performed the injury. - Marcus Aurelius

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

There's nothing wrong with revenge - it's the best way to get even. - Archie Bunker

At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge. - Darth Maul

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

Dude Ranch: Where a guy who is rich enough to drive a Cadillac rides a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

He that studieth revenge keepeth his own wounds green, which otherwise would heal and do well. - John Milton

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com