QuotaBillsIf it swells, ride it! - Unknown
Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown
Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright
If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride. - Scottish Proverb
If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown
Normal is nothing more than a cycle on a washing machine. - Whoopi Goldberg
Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown
Baking is like washing - the results are equally temporary. - Patricia Briggs
If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown
If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown
My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine. - Wynonna Judd
Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner
The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso
Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow
He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn
Sidesaddle: How men, rather than women, would ride in a truly logical world - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dude Ranch: Where a guy who is rich enough to drive a Cadillac rides a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek
Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin
Life's a roller coaster, and you never know when it's going to take a turn. - Ty Pennington
The Holy Father's newest Encyclacle? Like anyone cares what he rides around on. - Archie Bunker
You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal
Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones
My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra
I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke
My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright
My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette
I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill
Stay in your seat come times of trouble. Its only people who jump off the roller coaster who get hurt. - Paul Harvey
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen
Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett
A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller
The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin
If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey
Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison