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Why Little Johnny's friends never seem to come back

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Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Once I get on a puzzle, I can't get off. - Richard P. Feynman

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

It's not so important who starts the game but who finishes it. - John Wooden

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

Most of the places I've been, I've been a main piece of the puzzle. - Eric Davis

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. - George Carlin

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffet

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

I have an unbelievable assistant who handles all of my scheduling. It's like a Tetris game. - Neil P. Harris

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

I wouldn't ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was important, like a league game. - Dick Butkus

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

I'm going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here. - Roy Acuff

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

If you believe you have a foolproof system you have failed to take into consideration the creativity of fools. - Frank W. Abagnale

Creativity is not intelligence, it is the ability to do what you did not know through the use of what you know. - Michael B. Johnson

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

My goal as a puzzle designer is to create a meaningful experience for the player, not just 'I solved it.' - Scott Kim

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft


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