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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

Creativity is contagious, pass it on. - Albert Einstein

Creativity is intelligence having fun. - Albert Einstein

Once I get on a puzzle, I can't get off. - Richard P. Feynman

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. - Frank Capra

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

I write puzzles and mysteries. Nothing too highfalutin. - Michael Connelly

Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

A good coach can change a game. A great coach can change a life. - John Wooden

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

suJoku.com - suDoku by Joe Defries, 3-time Guinness World Record Holder - Joe Defries

He played the King in the game of life
But someone played the ace. - Gerald Barzan

Life is like a game of Tetris. You never know what you're gonna get. - Kevin Larnholm

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

Most of the places I've been, I've been a main piece of the puzzle. - Eric Davis

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers. - Unknown

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

Ticket Scalper: A man who enables you to see one football game for the price of five - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

Life is a puzzle, the more you try to resolve it, the more you'll get trapped in it's mystery. - Rahul Singh

Human affairs are like a chess game: Only those who do not take it seriously can be called good players. - Hung Tzu-ch'eng

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

The most important measure of how good a game I played was how much better I'd made my teammates play. - Bill Russell

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Families are like puzzles. They fit together in a certain way, and if one piece is missing, it throws everything off. - Richard Schiff

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Love is like a puzzle. First it's confusing and frustrating, but when you figure it out, it's a beautiful thing. - Unknown

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

The world is a very puzzling place. If you're not willing to be puzzled, you just become a replica of someone else's mind. - Noam Chomsky

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

When I lose the sense of motivation and the sense to prove something as a basketball player, it's time for me to move away from the game. - Michael Jordan

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer


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