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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

Creativity takes courage. - Henri Matisse

A puzzle is not a dead-end. - Lewis N. Roe

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

Creativity is contagious, pass it on. - Albert Einstein

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. - Frank Capra

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle. - Lewis Carroll

I write puzzles and mysteries. Nothing too highfalutin. - Michael Connelly

The world's a puzzle; no need to make sense out of it. - Socrates

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Germany is a fortress, but it is a fortress without a roof. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The problems of puzzles are very near the problems of life. - Erno Rubik

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

The harpsichord sounds like two skeletons copulating on a corrugated roof. - Thomas Beecham

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week. - David Coleman

It was a puzzling thing as to why they packed up in towns the way they did. - Paulette Jiles

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffett

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

I have an unbelievable assistant who handles all of my scheduling. It's like a Tetris game. - Neil P. Harris

My life would be very puzzling to most people if they had to follow me around for a day or two. - Brad Paisley

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

Life is a puzzle, the more you try to resolve it, the more you'll get trapped in it's mystery. - Rahul Singh

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Families are like puzzles. They fit together in a certain way, and if one piece is missing, it throws everything off. - Richard Schiff

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

The world is a very puzzling place. If you're not willing to be puzzled, you just become a replica of someone else's mind. - Noam Chomsky

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre


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