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Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

The markets are the world's greatest Rubik's cube. - Rick Santelli

Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game. - John Madden

The problems of puzzles are very near the problems of life. - Erno Rubik

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

I don't want to retire. I'm not that good at crossword puzzles. - Norman Mailer

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower

This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week. - David Coleman

It was a puzzling thing as to why they packed up in towns the way they did. - Paulette Jiles

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one's face. - James D Finley

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. - George Carlin

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

The game is played not to protect the rules; rather, the rules are made to protect the game. - Ravi Zacharias

I'm not afraid of death. It's the stake one puts up in order to lay the game of life. - Jean Giraudoux

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

Eternity: 1. The last two minutes of a football game; 2. The time between you coming and her going. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

My goal as a puzzle designer is to create a meaningful experience for the player, not just 'I solved it.' - Scott Kim

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera. - Unknown

Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity. - Charles Mingus

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

Love is like a puzzle. First it's confusing and frustrating, but when you figure it out, it's a beautiful thing. - Unknown

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

The world is a very puzzling place. If you're not willing to be puzzled, you just become a replica of someone else's mind. - Noam Chomsky

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

The real question one should ask when presented with a puzzle is, "Should I solve it? Do I really need to know the answer?" - Tony DiTerlizzi

When I lose the sense of motivation and the sense to prove something as a basketball player, it's time for me to move away from the game. - Michael Jordan

Conundrum: A fun word to repeat over and over again when no one's listening; actual meaning is as puzzling as the need to chant the word. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Stand-up and boxing are very similar. You're the only one out there, you're going into a fight, and you're going in with a game plan. - Russell Peters


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