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Why Little Johnny's friends never seem to come back

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Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

Creativity is contagious, pass it on. - Albert Einstein

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

A roof stretching over the Atlantic Ocean. - Ernest Bevin

Creativity is a drug I cannot live without. - Cecil B. DeMille

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Germany is a fortress, but it is a fortress without a roof. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The problems of puzzles are very near the problems of life. - Erno Rubik

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition. - Mark Twain

It's a game that will ultimately be decided by the final outcome. - Martin Tyler

Life is like a game of Tetris. You never know what you're gonna get. - Kevin Larnholm

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week. - David Coleman

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

Couples are jigsaw puzzles that hang together by touching in just enough points. - Diane Ackerman

In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffett

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

The game is played not to protect the rules; rather, the rules are made to protect the game. - Ravi Zacharias

I'm not afraid of death. It's the stake one puts up in order to lay the game of life. - Jean Giraudoux

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

Human affairs are like a chess game: Only those who do not take it seriously can be called good players. - Hung Tzu-ch'eng

I'm going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here. - Roy Acuff

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

If you believe you have a foolproof system you have failed to take into consideration the creativity of fools. - Frank W. Abagnale

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

When I lose the sense of motivation and the sense to prove something as a basketball player, it's time for me to move away from the game. - Michael Jordan

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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