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Exercise at the highest level

Run Down Apartments thanks to Diane Baugh

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Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

A critic is a legless man who teaches running. - Channing Pollock

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

We're running the company to serve more people. - Mark Zuckerberg

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting. - Bill Murray

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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