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Run Down Apartments

Exercise at the highest level

Run Down Apartments thanks to Diane Baugh

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I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

Debase: What a baseball player tags while running - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average. - Unknown

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are furious. - Steven Wright

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you. - Rwandan Proverb

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

Owning our story can be hard but not nearly as difficult as spending our lives running from it. - Brene Brown

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono


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Canadian Trap

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