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Exercise at the highest level

Run Down Apartments thanks to Diane Baugh

High altitude training for the Summer Olympics

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Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

A critic is a legless man who teaches running. - Channing Pollock

Of all the 36 alternatives, running away is best. - Chinese Proverb

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

We're running the company to serve more people. - Mark Zuckerberg

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

Give a landlord an inch and he'll build an apartment house. - American Proverb

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

Animation is like running a marathon, and making a movie is like a 100 meter sprint. - Marjane Satrapi

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde


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