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I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

A critic is a legless man who teaches running. - Channing Pollock

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

Soccer: A European warm-up exercise for rioting - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Debase: What a baseball player tags while running - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono


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