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I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average. - Unknown

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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