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Love has no age, no limit; and no death. - John Galsworthy

When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. - Kin Hubbard

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

He hungered for posterity, and he died from hunger. - Gregory Nunn

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

Music, when soft voices die, vibrates in the memory. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

If you wish to die young, make your physician your heir. - Romania Proverb

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. - Sam Levenson

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

What pity is it that we can die but once to serve our country. - Joseph Addison

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat. - Bill Musselman

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H.H. Munro

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein

Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

We have to live our lives as if we are dying of a fatal disease. Because we are. - Phineas Narco

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. - Mark Twain

It's a blessing to die for a cause, because you can so easily die for nothing. - Andrew Young

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of the other of us has to go. - Oscar Wilde

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown

There are many things worth living for, a few things worth dying for, and nothing worth killing for. - Tom Robbins

The immature man wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mature man wants to live humanely for one. - Wilheim Stekel

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

I felt an earnest and humble desire, and I shall do it till I die, to increase the stock of harmless cheerfulness. - Charles Dickens

You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live. Now. - Joan Baez

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde


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