Scrabble Tombstone

What we live by we die by. - Robert Frost

The death of a beloved is an amputation. - C S Lewis

Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie. - Ilona Andrews

If this is dying, I don't think much of it. - Lytton Strachey

The only people without problems are in a cemetery. - Norman Vincent Peale

I am dying from the treatment of too many physicians. - Alexander The Great

Flight attendants don't die, they just fly higher. - Unknown

When you cease to make a contribution, you begin to die. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

Death is life's way of telling you you're fired. - Unknown

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. - Sam Levenson

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic. - Joseph Stalin

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions. - Ellen Glasgow

To achieve things, we must live as though we are never going to die. - Luc de Clapiers

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

A living person whom death has deprived of the power of filial ingratitude. - Ambrose Bierce

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. - Woody Allen

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

You cannot live without the lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

"Fearless" is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. - Taylor Swift

You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling

Funeral: A pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker. - Ambrose Bierce

If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age. - George Burns

For us humans, everything is permanent - until it changes, as we are immortal until we die. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I am afraid. Not of life, or death, or nothingness, but of wasting it as if I had never been. - Daniel Keyes

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Hearts can break. Sometimes I think it would be better if we died when they did, but we don't. - Stephen King

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

Their's not to reason why,
Their's but to do and die;
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred. - Alfred Tennyson

Sir, your remarks are repugnant to me, and I disagree with your viewpoints. But I will defend to the death your right to express them. - Voltaire

'Till death do us part' doesn't sound so horrible. It only means about 10 or 15 years and not the eternity it used to mean. - Joy Behar

We shape our lives, and we shape ourselves. The process never ends until we die. And the choices we make are ultimately our own responsibility. - Eleanor Roosevelt