Shame On All You Hunters
Remember - Morons vote too!
QuotaBillsNever shoot more than you can eat. - Unknown
Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown
Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown
Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? - Steven Wright
Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard
Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns
Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Head Hunter: The person to see if you have lost your head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Stucco: What a lot of house hunters are getting these days - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? - George Carlin
Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown
Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey
Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey
Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder
Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris
Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez
Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton
While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump
The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead
I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray
Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over. - Doc Blakeley
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx
In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown
A critic is someone who never actually goes to the battle, yet who afterwards comes out shooting the wounded. - Tyne Daly
I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy
You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse
I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan
When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow
It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright
Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson
I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump
There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway