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Shimmy Car-nage

When your car has a sort of shimmy

A woman ran over a mattress on the highway and decided not to worry about it, and kept driving. The ensuing jumble finally whipped around enough to tear a hole in the fuel tank. The subsequent lack of fuel finally brought her vehicle to a halt. She managed to drive 30 miles with a 60 pound tangle wrapped around the drive shaft. She had it towed to a dealership and complained that the vehicle had a 'sort of shimmy' when driving at high speed. Here's what they found at the dealership...
Shimmy Car-nage thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Shimmy Car-nage thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Shimmy Car-nage thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Mind over mattress. - Stephen Covey

Early Rising: Triumph of mind over mattress - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Goals are the fuel in the furnace of achievement. - Brian Tracy

Mistress: something between a mister and a mattress. - Unknown

Suffering is the fuel in the engine of civilization. - Matthew W. Stover

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

Lasting Impression: What a Sumo wrestler leaves in his mattress - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

The world is an oyster, but you don't crack it open on a mattress. - Arthur Miller

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone. - Fred Allen

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

It's been a tough week. I bought myself a memory foam mattress and now it's trying to blackmail me. - Gary Delaney

Understand why and how your audience uses technology and then start trying to align your communications efforts. - Brian Reich

The average auto owner drives so blamed reckless I'm glad that he does git robbed when he pays a repair bill. - Kin Hubbard

Self-pity in its early stages is as snug as a feather mattress. Only when it hardens does it become uncomfortable. - Maya Angelou

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

More than anything else, prayer enables you to see your own heart and brings you into alignment with God's heart. - Ravi Zacharias

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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