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Sick Tombstone

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What we live by we die by. - Robert Frost

My people, I die innocent! - Louis XVI

Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin

It is not death that alarms me, but dying. - Michel De Montaigne

Never live like a king, and die like a pauper. - Joe Segal

The only people without problems are in a cemetery. - Norman Vincent Peale

Our hope is as certain as Jesus's grave is empty. - Sam Allberry

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. - Mark Twain

Live as long as you can. Die when you can't help it. - James Brown

If we do not know about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius

Every man knows he will die but no one wants to believe it. - Yiddish Proverb

After your death, you will be what you were before your birth. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

For thirty years my act consisted of one joke. And then she died. - George Burns

If any of you cry at my funeral I'll never speak to you again. - Stan Laurel

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein

Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today. - James Dean

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

Death is nothing to us, since when we are, death has not come, and when death has come, we are not. - Epicurus

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways. - Stephen V Benet

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked. - George Burns

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Sir, your remarks are repugnant to me, and I disagree with your viewpoints. But I will defend to the death your right to express them. - Voltaire

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone


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