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Sick Tombstone

Some warnings come too late

Sick Tombstone thanks to Dwayne Martin

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I am dying beyond my means. - Oscar Wilde

Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

Death is philosophy's only problem. - Albert Camus

When good Americans die they go to Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Don't go to the grave with life unused. - Bobby Bowden

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews. - Katharine Hepburn

If you wish to die young, make your physician your heir. - Romania Proverb

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely. - Gautama Siddharta

Every man knows he will die but no one wants to believe it. - Yiddish Proverb

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

He who is anxious for the death of another has a long rope to pull. - French Proverb

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. - Fulton J. Sheen

They can keep their heaven. When I die, I'd sooner go to Middle Earth. - George R.R. Martin

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done easily lying down. - Woody Allen

How easy it is for a man to die rich, if he will but be contented to live miserable. - Henry Fielding

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Christ has not only spoken to us by his life but has also spoken for us by his death. - Soren Kierkegaard

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction. - Salvador Dali

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

I am afraid. Not of life, or death, or nothingness, but of wasting it as if I had never been. - Daniel Keyes

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

He died not for men, but for each man. If each man had been the only man made, He would have done no less. - C S Lewis

All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is that they are all going to die. - Bob Dylan

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

I am not afraid of death, which after all can't be far away. What does frighten me, though, is the halfway stage. - Rosie Thomas

If you removed all the arteries, veins, and capillaries from a person's body, and tied them end-to-end... the person will die. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao


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