#1 humor site on the 'net

Sick Tombstone

Some warnings come too late

Sick Tombstone thanks to Dwayne Martin

QuotaBills
My people, I die innocent! - Louis XVI

I am dying beyond my means. - Oscar Wilde

Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Don't go to the grave with life unused. - Bobby Bowden

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

Biography is one of the new terrors of death. - John Arbuthnot

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis

A man who won't die for something is not fit to live. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely. - Gautama Siddharta

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic. - Joseph Stalin

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat. - Bill Musselman

Praise follows truth afar off, and only overtakes her at the grave. - James R Lowell

If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death. - Samuel Butler

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done easily lying down. - Woody Allen

It's better to die for an idea that will live than live for an idea that will die. - Steve Biko

Everybody has got to die, but I have always believed an exception would be made in my case. - William Saroyan

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

Most God-ordained dreams die because we are not willing to do something that seems illogical. - Mark Batterson

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

My Uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: 'What are you looking at?' - Margaret Smith

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

The trouble with quotes about death is that 99.999 percent of them are made by people who are still alive. - Joshua Bruns

Fatalism is the creed of a will that is dying to its possibilities and seeks to drag the imagination with it. - Ravi Zacharias

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

My mother reads the obituary page every day, but she could never understand how people always die in alphabetical order. - Frank Carson

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed. - Dustin Hoffman

We shape our lives, and we shape ourselves. The process never ends until we die. And the choices we make are ultimately our own responsibility. - Eleanor Roosevelt


Sing It Out

Cold One

Cheerful Trees

Rooftop Steps

Racing a 'Hot Rod'

Nemo Found at Japanese Sushi Bar

Painting The Center Line

Kitchen Recycling

Work Not

2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

Car-nage

Noah's 2021 Ark

First Dodge Ram

Redneck Wedding Limo

Commas Save Lives

Irish Pothole

Lost At See

Booger Queen

Incognito Mode

Facebook Wedding

Pagan Gods

Communion Wafers

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate

Jewish Weapons of Mass Indigestion