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How can I die? I'm booked. - George Burns

Now, young Skywalker... you will die. - The Emperor

When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman

Never live like a king, and die like a pauper. - Joe Segal

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews. - Katharine Hepburn

Death is the sound of distant thunder at a picnic. - W H Auden

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? - Steven Wright

If you wish to die young, make your physician your heir. - Romania Proverb

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. - Sam Levenson

Men must have legends, else they will die of strangeness. - Les A Murray

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic. - Joseph Stalin

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

A living person whom death has deprived of the power of filial ingratitude. - Ambrose Bierce

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

Why are we scared to die? Do any of us remember being scared when we were born? - Trevor Kay

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction. - Salvador Dali

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

I am afraid. Not of life, or death, or nothingness, but of wasting it as if I had never been. - Daniel Keyes

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

Just have one more try - it's dead easy to die. It's the keeping-on-living that's hard. - Robert W. Service

There are many things worth living for, a few things worth dying for, and nothing worth killing for. - Tom Robbins

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

He died not for men, but for each man. If each man had been the only man made, He would have done no less. - C S Lewis

I felt an earnest and humble desire, and I shall do it till I die, to increase the stock of harmless cheerfulness. - Charles Dickens

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways. - Stephen V Benet

I saw that show, '50 Things To Do Before You Die.' I would have thought the obvious one was, 'Shout for help'. - Jim Carrey

Sir, your remarks are repugnant to me, and I disagree with your viewpoints. But I will defend to the death your right to express them. - Voltaire

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. - Unknown

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine

We had hoped to have been bringing you Arthur the Human Chameleon, but this afternoon, he crawled across a tartan rug and died of exhaustion. - Ronnie Corbett

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby


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