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Sick Tombstone

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Death takes no bribes. - Benjamin Franklin

If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

To die will be an awfully big adventure. - James M Barrie

Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin

When good Americans die they go to Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

It is not death but dying which is terrible. - Henry Fielding

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

If you like to seek revenge, dig a grave for two. - Jewish Proverb

Death is the sound of distant thunder at a picnic. - W H Auden

Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral. - Archie Bunker

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

When you cease to make a contribution, you begin to die. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I know I can't cheat death, but I can cheat old age. - Darwin Deason

Death is life's way of telling you you're fired. - Unknown

When I die, I want to come back as Bobby Layne's chauffeur. - Don Meredith

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

I shall never act differently, even if I have to die for it many times. - Socrates

They can keep their heaven. When I die, I'd sooner go to Middle Earth. - George R.R. Martin

Santanism: The belief that when you die, your soul gets stuck in the chimney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. - Mahatma Gandhi

So what if someone wrote your obituary... that doesn't mean you are obligated to die. - Lou Holtz

Death isn't the greatest loss in life. It's what dies inside of us while we live. - Amish Saying

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

May you keep dreaming until the day you die. May imagination overtake memory. May you die young at a ripe old age. - Mark Batterson

He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery. - Harold Wilson

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

When God decides who should live or die, he is immoral. When you decide who should live or die, it's your moral right. - Ravi Zacharias

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Until I die, I'm going to keep doing. My people need me. They need somebody that's not taking from them and is giving them something. - Clara McBride Hale

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen


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