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Signal Hill Wireless, St. John's, Newfoundland

Where Marconi RECEIVED the 1st Transatlantic Wireless Signal

Signal Hill Wireless, St. John's, Newfoundland thanks to joe-kster

Signal Hill Wireless, St. John's, Newfoundland thanks to joe-kster

Did you know that Marconi’s company was selected to supply the wireless for the first (maiden, and last) voyage of the Titanic (15-Apr-1912)? Unfortunately, the wireless operator on duty that fateful night was so preoccupied with sending a huge backlog of passenger wireless messages (to Cape Race, Newfoundland) that he didn't pass on the last 2 warning messages of nearby icebergs to the Titanic captain...

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What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

Nature can do more than physicians. - Oliver Cromwell

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana

The power which resides in him is new in nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? - Henry Ward Beecher

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. - Lao Tzu

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

Loss is nothing else but change, and change is Nature's delight. - Marcus Aurelius

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

Like all refugees, I am imprinted with the nature of loss and the necessity for reinvention. - Adrienne Clarkson

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets. - Oscar Wilde

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases. - Edward Jenner

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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