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Sinking Feeling

Walking into no-woman’s land

Sinking Feeling thanks to Gene Jaster

Jumping off the deep end

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Leap and the net will appear. - John Burroughs

Go back a little to leap further. - John Clarke

Doing is a quantum leap from imagining. - Barbara Sher

Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall. - William Shakespeare

A halo has to fall only a few inches to be a noose. - Dan McKinnon

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee. - Robert Browning

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Leap year gives me extra time to reflect on how unproductive I am with extra time. - Homer Simpson

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

The most dangerous thing I've ever done is probably bungee jumping in Thailand. - Simon Cowell

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity. - G K Chesterton

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

I'm a human being and I fall in love and sometimes I don't have control of every situation. - Beyonce

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. - Phyllis Diller

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

When the whole world is running towards a cliff, he who is running the opposite direction appears to have lost his mind. - C S Lewis

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield

The understanding must not therefore be supplied with wings, but rather hung with weights, to keep it fro leaping and flying. - Francis Bacon

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

Living is a form of not being sure, not knowing what next or how. We guess. We may be wrong, but we take leap after leap in the dark. - Agnes de Mille

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark. - Michelangelo Buonarroti

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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