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Sinking Feeling

Walking into no-woman’s land

Sinking Feeling thanks to Gene Jaster

Jumping off the deep end

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United we stand, divided we fall. - Aesop

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Those who stand for nothing fall for anything. - Alexander Hamilton

Put the ladder over before you jump overboard. - Unknown

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

Let justice be done though the heavens should fall. - John Adams

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

You have freedom when you're easy in your harness. - Robert Frost

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Unknown

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. - Bernard Baruch

It's not how far you fall, but how high you bounce that counts. - Zig Ziglar

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

You drown not by falling into a river, but by staying submerged in it. - Paul Coelho

When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into matrimony. - George Farquhar

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee. - Robert Browning

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

Sometimes when things are falling apart they may actually be falling into place. - Unknown

The most dangerous thing I've ever done is probably bungee jumping in Thailand. - Simon Cowell

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Human society is like an arch, kept from falling by the mutual pressure of its parts. - Seneca

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

I don't look to jump over 7-foot bars. I look around for 1-foot bars that I can step over. - Warren Buffet

In conclusion, the arms of others either fall from your back, or they weigh you down, or they bind you fast. - Niccolo Machiavelli

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

The Swedish engineer who invented the zip fastener made a greater intellectual leap than many scientists do in a lifetime. - Martin Rees

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
Five, because there's a difference between deciding and doing. - Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt


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