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Sinking Feeling

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Jumping off the deep end

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Go back a little to leap further. - John Clarke

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold. - William Butler Yeats

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Those who stand for nothing fall for anything. - Alexander Hamilton

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

You can't blame gravity for falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Let justice be done though the heavens should fall. - John Adams

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

You have freedom when you're easy in your harness. - Robert Frost

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Getting to Mars is a problem. Falling in love is a mystery. - Ravi Zacharias

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Oliver Goldsmith

If you don't stand for something you will fall for anything. - Gordon A. Eadie

It's not how far you fall, but how high you bounce that counts. - Zig Ziglar

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Live each day like it's your second to the last. That way you can fall asleep at night. - Jason Love

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

When the whole world is running towards a cliff, he who is running the opposite direction appears to have lost his mind. - C S Lewis

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
Five, because there's a difference between deciding and doing. - Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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