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Go back a little to leap further. - John Clarke

Fall seven times, stand up eight. - Japanese Proverb

To go beyond is as wrong as to fall short. - Confucius

Those who stand for nothing fall for anything. - Alexander Hamilton

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

Let justice be done though the heavens should fall. - John Adams

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

Getting to Mars is a problem. Falling in love is a mystery. - Ravi Zacharias

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

I hope it will be hard for the Russians to jump across that creek. - Gustavus Adolphus

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

You drown not by falling into a river, but by staying submerged in it. - Paul Coelho

When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into matrimony. - George Farquhar

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every single day. - Mike Myers

In the arena of life the honors and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities in action. - Aristotle

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

To avoid an occasion for our virtues is a worse degree of failure than to push forward pluckily and make a fall. - Robert Louis Stevenson

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

One trouble with the world is that so many people who stand up vigorously for their rights, fall down miserably on their duties. - Unknown

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

Living is a form of not being sure, not knowing what next or how. We guess. We may be wrong, but we take leap after leap in the dark. - Agnes de Mille

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark. - Michelangelo Buonarroti

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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