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Financial Dilemma: A bill pickle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

We need silence to be able to touch souls. - Mother Teresa

Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You can take a chance with any man who pays his bills on time. - Terence

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes

Through suffering we realize how desperately we need God's presence. - Ravi Zacharias

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Propaganda: 1. Patriotism as practiced by our enemies; 2. Polite, well behaved male goose. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. - Groucho Marx

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau

The audience, upon learning that the real Buffalo Bill was present, gave several cheers between the acts. - Buffalo Bill

Servers make very little in regular wages and largely rely on tips to pay the bills and budget for weeks ahead. - Kevin McCarthy

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another. - George Carlin

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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