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Sign at the Cottonwood Visitor Center, Joshua Tree National Park - a half hour drive northeast of Palm Springs, California
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I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz

Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

We need more people who specialize in the impossible. - Theodore Roethke

We need people in our lives to save us from ourselves. - Brian Houston

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

The great purpose of life - the shaping of character by truth. - Phillips Brooks

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Cavity: Empty space ready to be stuffed with dentist's bills. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

God intends to give us what we need, not what we now think we want. - C S Lewis

But we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it. - Nancy Pelosi

We need to have business leaders who live by deep, strong principles. - Stephen Covey

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

True potential and purpose is not possible without good discipline and good character. - Rattan Singh

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

Most Christians are educated way beyond the level of their obedience already. We don't need to know more, we need to do more. - Mark Batterson

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Where God guides He provides. He is not responsible for expenses not on His schedule. He does not foot the bill when we leave His itinerary. - Vance Havner


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