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Sign at the Cottonwood Visitor Center, Joshua Tree National Park - a half hour drive northeast of Palm Springs, California
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Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

We teach what we need to learn. - Gloria Steinem

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Be polite to all, but intimate with few. - Thomas Jefferson

Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

We cannot become what we need to be by remaining what we are. - Max De Pree

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

What we need is not the will to believe, but the wish to find out. - Bertrand Russell

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

But we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it. - Nancy Pelosi

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Be happy in the moment, that's enough. Each moment is all we need, not more. - Mother Teresa

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another. - George Carlin

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire


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