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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can take a chance with any man who pays his bills on time. - Terence

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

Moses came down with the Ten Amendments, which were God's Bill of Wrongs. - Susie F

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

What we need most, is not so much to realize the ideal as to idealize the real. - Francis Herbert Hedge

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said. - Peter Drucker

Be happy in the moment, that's enough. Each moment is all we need, not more. - Mother Teresa

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Servers make very little in regular wages and largely rely on tips to pay the bills and budget for weeks ahead. - Kevin McCarthy

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins


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