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Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

The spine is man's Achilles' heel. - Andre Brie

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. - Rita Rudner

A lie travels round the world while truth is putting her boots on. - French proverb

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. - Christopher Morley

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. - Dorothy C Fisher

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

The two kinds of people on earth are the people who lift and the people who lean. - Unknown

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

The shovels haven't arrived, and until they do, you'll have to lean on each other. - Unknown

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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