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It's not creative unless it sells. - David Ogilvy

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

The most personal is the most creative. - Martin Scorsese

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Creative clutter is better than idle neatness. - Unknown

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

There is creative reading as well as creative writing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I just live by the ABC's - Adventurous, Brave, Creative. - Steve Conrad

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

Reason is a harmonising, controlling force rather than a creative one. - Bertrand Russell

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

The monotony and solitude of a quiet life stimulates the creative mind. - Albert Einstein

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

Happiness lies in the joy of achievement and the thrill of creative effort. - Franklin D Roosevelt

If you're not prepared to be wrong, you're not ready to be creative. - Unknown

I don't want to use my creative energy on somebody else's user interface. - Jeff Bezos

Any activity becomes creative when the doer cares about doing it right, or better. - John Updike

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others. - Ayn Rand

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

A creative artist works on his next composition because he was not satisfied with his previous one. - Dmitri Shostakovich

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

My future starts when I wake up every morning. Every day I find something creative to do with my life. - Miles Davis

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When the external factors over which one has no control in a way start to become negative, it starts to affect our creative juices. - Stephen Covey

The creative person is both more primitive and more cultivated, more destructive, a lot madder and a lot saner, than the average person. - Frank Barron

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma

Stories are the creative conversion of life itself into a more powerful, clearer, more meaningful experience. They are the currency of human contact. - Robert McKee


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