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Spider Girl

Spider-man meets his web-match

Spider Girl thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

The day that Spider-man sat down and spied-her

Blurred vision arachnophobia

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Girl: A giggle with glitter on it. - Unknown

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous. - Coco Chanel

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

I've had Irish skin from the time I was a young girl. - Lara Flynn Boyle

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

I'm not afraid of spiders; I've had worse in my bed. - Donna Lynn Hope

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl. - Charlie Chaplin

Who would ever think that so much can go on in the soul of a young girl? - Anne Frank

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen. - Dolly Parton

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Tease: A girl who is always thinking of a man’s happiness, and how to prevent it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Trouble is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired. - Milton Berle

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Flops are a part of life's menu and I've never been a girl to miss out on any of the courses. - Rosalind Russell

Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there's some Freudian significance behind that. - Matt Smith

When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce. - Woody Allen

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls. - Groucho Marx

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker


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