Spider Girl

the girl in the treehouse - Jennifer Asbenson

Girl: A giggle with glitter on it. - Unknown

Dairymaid: A girl who ought to know butter - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

If you want the girl next door, go next door. - Joan Crawford

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

An optimist is a girl who mistakes a bulge for a curve. - Ring Lardner

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

I'm not afraid of spiders; I've had worse in my bed. - Donna Lynn Hope

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Mermaid: 1. A deep she fish; 2. A bottomless girl in a topless suit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. - Rodney Dangerfield

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen. - Dolly Parton

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. - Notting Hill

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Tease: A girl who is always thinking of a man’s happiness, and how to prevent it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

I wish I were a little girl again because skinned knees are easier to fix than a broken heart. - Julia Roberts

Flirt: 1. A girl who got the boy you wanted; 2. A woman who believes it's every man for herself. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Flops are a part of life's menu and I've never been a girl to miss out on any of the courses. - Rosalind Russell

Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there's some Freudian significance behind that. - Matt Smith

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls. - Groucho Marx

Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always enjoyed feeling afraid. I think it is the most delicious feeling there is. - Domingos Monteiro

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott