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Squirrel Security

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Squirrel Security thanks to Ed Brantly, Prince George, Virginia

A Labrador dog has a baby squirrel pinned down, and mother squirrel sees it (from above)...

Squirrel Security thanks to Ed Brantly, Prince George, Virginia

Mom takes action...

Squirrel Security thanks to Ed Brantly, Prince George, Virginia

The dog gets a good whoopin' from Mom while baby gets away...

Squirrel Security thanks to Ed Brantly, Prince George, Virginia

Mom consoles baby while the Lab looks up in astonishment

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony. - C S Lewis

You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from happiness. - Jonathan S Foer

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

The game is played not to protect the rules; rather, the rules are made to protect the game. - Ravi Zacharias

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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