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Stealth Readers

Finding peace and quiet in the library

Stealth Readers thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Stealth Readers thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Every man in his own library. - Ravi Zacharias

A multitude of books distracts the mind. - Seneca

Tact is after all a kind of mind-reading. - Sarah Orne Jewett

What is reading, but silent conversation. - Walter Savage Landor

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

A good title is the title of a successful book. - Raymond Chandler

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

Everything comes to him who waits. Except a loaned book. - Kin Hubbard

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Francis Bacon

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz

My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence. - Edith Sitwell

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

My problem with reading books is that I get distracted. By other books. - Unknown

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

Giving your book to Hollywood is like turning your daughter over to a pimp. - Tom Clancy

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Books of poetry by young writers are usually promissory notes that are never met. - Oscar Wilde

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

Reading Christians are growing Christians. When Christians cease to read, they cease to grow. - John Wesley

When a book and a head come into contact and one of them sounds hollow, is it always the book? - Arthur Schopenhauer

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. - George Burns

All the days ordained for me
Were written in your book
Before one of them came to be. - Psalms 139:16

A capacity and taste for reading gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others. - Abraham Lincoln

The rasp of the respirator's filter were about as comforting as Darth Vader reading a bedtime story. - Andy McNab

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

I was diagnosed with diabetes at age 18. I didn't know what it was, so I went to the library and looked it up. - Ron Santo

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come. - Raymond Chandler

No book is really worth reading at the age of ten which is not equally - and often far more - worth reading at the age of fifty and beyond. - C S Lewis

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft


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