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Stealth Readers

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Stealth Readers thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Stealth Readers thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

Books are uniquely portable magic. - Stephen King

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

The covers of this book are too far apart. - Ambrose Bierce

Tabloids: Fast reading for the slow-thinking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. - Horace

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? - Steven Wright

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Francis Bacon

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again. - C S Lewis

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

There's far more truth in the Book of Genesis than in the quantum theory. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

Book Censor: A person who reads so much he gets asterisks in front of his eyes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

Internet: The best library in the world, but with all its books strewn across the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

A capacity and taste for reading gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others. - Abraham Lincoln

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler

It is a good rule after reading a new book, never to allow yourself another new one till you have read an old one in between. - C S Lewis

Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come. - Raymond Chandler

The employees who share innovative ideas may also be the folks who have some hidden talents that would help incorporate their suggestions. - Harvey Mackay

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. - Gore Vidal


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