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Stealth Readers

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Stealth Readers thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Stealth Readers thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Books think for me. - Charles Lamb

Easy reading is damn hard writing. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

A guilty conscience is a hidden enemy. - American Indian proverb

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

The covers of this book are too far apart. - Ambrose Bierce

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

Preface: That part of a book which is never read. - Unknown

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

Reading is a basic tool in the living of a good life. - Joseph Addison

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them. - Lemony Snicket

That Book, sir, is the Rock on which our Republic rests. - Andrew Jackson

If you really want to know yourself, start by writing a book. - Shereen El Feki

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies. - Wally Amos

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you. - Marsha Norman

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

I get intrigued by a puzzle, and writing a book is the best way to solve it. - Anthony Storr

When I step into this library, I cannot understand why I ever step out of it. - Marie de Sevigne

For those of you who haven't read the book, it's been published tomorrow. - David Frost

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre

You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them. - Arnold Palmer

Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny. - Guy Davenport

A capacity and taste for reading gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others. - Abraham Lincoln

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less write. - George W. Bush

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft


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