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Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Wrong no man and write no woman. - Elbert Hubbard

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

America is a land where men govern, but women rule. - John M Brown

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

There are certain things you just don't do in fantasy. - J K Rowling

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

Liberty: One of Imagination's most previous possessions. - Ambrose Bierce

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

That woman is liable to come at you like a Doberman's Pincher. - Archie Bunker

It is much easier to take care of a sackful of fleas than a woman. - German Proverb

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman. - Woody Allen

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

The public has an appetite for anything about imagination: anything that is far away from reality as is creatively possible. - Steven Spielberg

Every person on this earth is full of great possibilities that can be realized through imagination, effort, and perseverance. - Scott B Kaufman

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie


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