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Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

You have to hold onto your fantasy. - Betsey Johnson

Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns. - Archie Bunker

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

I like grey characters; fantasy for too long has been focused on very stereotypical heroes and villains. - George R.R. Martin

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman. - Woody Allen

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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