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Allusion to Illusion

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Camouflage: Wise guise. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

Women are made to be loved, not understood. - Oscar Wilde

When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman. - Debra Messing

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason. - Stanley Baldwin

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you. - Groucho Marx

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while. - Robin Williams


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