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Pasta so strong, you can't let it go

Strong Straws thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Strong Straws thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Union gives strength. - Aesop

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Stay strong. Stand up. Have a voice. - Shawn Johnson

Silence is a source of great strength. - Lao Tzu

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Char: Common method of cooking over a campfire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A team is only as strong as its weakest player. - Unknown

How sweet it is when the strong are also gentle! - Libbie Fudim

Follow your honest convictions, and stay strong. - William Thackeray

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry? - George Carlin

Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak. - Sun Tzu

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

I have a strong sense that I have to educate people about disability. - Oscar Pistorius

We need to have business leaders who live by deep, strong principles. - Stephen Covey

He who conquers others is strong;
He who conquers himself is mighty. - Lao Tzu

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

Strength doesn't come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't. - Unknown

True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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