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Union gives strength. - Aesop

The force is strong with this one. - Darth Vader

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

Whoever incites anger has a strong insurance against indifference. - Philip Stanhope

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

A failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough. - John C Bovee

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

It's not a bad thing, is it, to be strong in some ways and fragile and vulnerable in others? - Jennifer Garner

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong. - Leo Rosten

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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