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Strong Straws thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Strong Straws thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

A team is only as strong as its weakest player. - Unknown

Follow your honest convictions, and stay strong. - William Thackeray

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

That's the straw that broke the camel's neck. - Archie Bunker

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points. - Knute Rockne

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

Whoever incites anger has a strong insurance against indifference. - Philip Stanhope

We need to have business leaders who live by deep, strong principles. - Stephen Covey

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

She made me strong, but she wanted me to be strong. That's more important. - Diane von Furstenberg

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. - Peter F Drucker

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally. - Abraham Lincoln

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble as when it forgoes revenge and dares to forgive an injury. - E.H. Chapin

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answers to, in the strongest conjuration. - Charles Dickens

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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