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The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

The greater part of life is sunshine. - Thomas Jefferson

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

The sun is the primary puzzle in the universe. - Eugene Parker

Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky. - Anais Nin

A gentleman never strikes a lady with his hat on. - Fred Allen

Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise. - Victor Hugo

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Keep your eyes on the sun and you will not see the shadows. - Australian Aborigine Saying

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away. - Elvis Presley

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to 'prove their love' like a moose needs a hat rack. - Abigail VanBuren

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote


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