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Chili: Edible weather - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. - Zen Saying

Clouds: The travelling mountains of the sky - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Must we really light a candle to see the sun? - Wernher von Braun

A gentleman never strikes a lady with his hat on. - Fred Allen

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Some people are so much sunshine to the square inch. - Walt Whitman

Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise. - Victor Hugo

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb

Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. - Hans Christian Andersen

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

We are mirrors whose brightness is wholly derived from the sun that shines upon us. - C S Lewis

Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away. - Elvis Presley

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

When it rains, it pours; but soon, the sun shines again. Stay positive. Better days are on their way. - Unknown

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke

I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else. - C S Lewis

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shines forth, like the sun when released from clouds. - Sankara


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