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Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

All sunshine makes a desert. - Arabic Proverb

The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. - Steve Martin

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

Some people are so much sunshine to the square inch. - Walt Whitman

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise. - Victor Hugo

Keep your eyes on the sun and you will not see the shadows. - Australian Aborigine Saying

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow. - George Eliot

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves. - James M. Barrie

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

We are mirrors whose brightness is wholly derived from the sun that shines upon us. - C S Lewis

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

This was a very classy guy - in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head (Homburg hat). - Archie Bunker

The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shines forth, like the sun when released from clouds. - Sankara


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